JUST CUNT OFF WILL YOU

 

I'v had afuckingnough of these cunts.

 

Ashamed to say I used to work for them.

 

Yet again my secure card code whatever the fuck you call it has packed up again

 

queue 30 minutes on the phone telling me I must have dropped it.

 

I DON'T TAKE IT OUT THE HOUSE WITH ME

 

HOW MANY TIMES

 

Every 2 months this happens

 

Iv been keeping them all and just counted up and thats the 17th one now

 

Ladies and Gentlemen of WanderersWays can you tell me a bank I can move to where I don't need one of these cunting security login dongle pieces of shit

 

Iv been recomended Lloyds

 

By the way, I don't want the bank to do anything whatsoever apart from let me withdraw money, and make payments on internet cunting banking

 

Is that really a lot to ask?

I use Barclays. They are cuntshovellers and will move to Lloyds as soon as I can.

 

However, in the meantime, you need a card reader to log in. Which works ok. However, there's an app that you can use that does everything I need. It can also generate a code that lets me log on via a PC. Pretty impressive.

Maybe you've just been unlucky.  I've never had a single problem with mine.

 

You seem to have a lot of bad luck with technology.

 

Maybe it's just you..?

 

All this because some fucking moonmen are stupid enough to reply to spam E-Mails with their fucking password

 

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS

 

Trying to make a payment now and been in a queue since before 10

 

this is an end of a relationship between me and these cunts.

Maybe you've just been unlucky. I've never had a single problem with mine.

 

You seem to have a lot of bad luck with technology.

 

Maybe it's just you..?

 

Never had a problem with mine either.

 

I guess Garrp is a moonman who breaks basic technology.

answer

the cunting

PHONE

HSBC UK Help ‏@HSBC_UK_Help 1m

@DBStreet Hi Benj, I'm sorry you have been waiting so long. We are investigating now to see what the problem is. ^AP

 

 

 

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@ZamirCajee Hi Zamir, I'm sorry you have been waiting so long. We are investigating what the problem is now. ^AP

 

 

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   @joncowling Hi John, I am sorry you have not been able to get through. We are investigating this now. ^AP

    

    
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   @c_quigley Hi Christine, I am really sorry you could not get through to customer services. We are investigating this now. ^AP

    

    

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      @cookdominic Hi Dominic, I am really sorry you have not been able to get through. We are investigating this now. ^AP

       
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      @charliecakes Hi Charlotte, I'm really sorry for the wait, we are investigating this now. ^AP

       

       

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      @CleoLines Hi Chloe, I'm sorry for the inconvenience. We are investigating what the problem is now. ^AP

       

       

       

       

      C.U.N.T.S

Natwest are good for the aps and on line banking

 

They don't have a pot to piss in though so it depends what your after

Just checked.  Mine's working fine.

Just checked.  Mine's working fine.

 

 

I fucking hate you

I use Barclays. They are cuntshovellers and will move to Lloyds as soon as I can.

 

However, in the meantime, you need a card reader to log in. Which works ok. However, there's an app that you can use that does everything I need. It can also generate a code that lets me log on via a PC. Pretty impressive.

Lloyds also have the card reader, but have never had a problem with barclays. Stopped using the card reader and use the APP instead

I use Cahoot.

 

No fucking about at all. The only possible downside is that they have no branches: purely internet based, although you can bank cash at the Post Office into your account.

ditto cahoot. their interest rate has gone a bit wank since when I first joined

 

but never really have much in my account anyway

 

cant fault them

Santander, you get cash back on direct debits and purchases, and if you go through topcashback you get money back from transferring, they do all the hardwork.

 

Topcashback now transfer money to Tesco club card points as well meaning you can 3x or 4x the value depending on what you want.

 

If you don't have topcashback yet, I can refer you as well and I'll earn an extra tenner, or £30 off a marriot stay

I'm with Lloyds and you have a card reader for business only, not personal, i've had my card reader for about 3 years now without any problems, touch wood 

 

It will all go tits up now i've made that statement

Opened an account with the First Direct (internet only) recently and so far so good.

So in summary every bank's card readers work fine for everyone apart from Garrp's who has had a problem 17 times.

 

Mmmmmm....

 

 

 

I'm ignoring Garrp's 10:38 post from Twitter as HSBC obviously has a higher concentration of moonmen who forget their code!

Opened an account with the First Direct (internet only) recently and so far so good.

I moved to First Direct about 2 years ago, can't fault them.

who owns first direct?

So in summary every bank's card readers work fine for everyone apart from Garrp's who has had a problem 17 times.

 

Mmmmmm....

 

 

 

I'm ignoring Garrp's 10:38 post from Twitter as HSBC obviously has a higher concentration of moonmen who forget their code!

 

 

I can't help but wonder if Jon, Chloe, Zamir, et al have had problems with MSN?

Edited June 24, 201313 yr by DazBob

who owns first direct?

HSBC?  I've never needed a card reader though.

HSBC?  I've never needed a card reader though.

 

play the game please!

I can't help but wonder if Jon, Chloe, Zamir, et al have had problems with MSN?

Or Skype even?