September 15, 201312 yr Things you learnt on Smiffs 40th night out 1 - Quinny has a bird who he's been seeing for 9 years but has never mentioned 2 - No Balls is seeing Tarquin 3 - Joanne D is much prettier than I expected 4 - Widnes should not text girls, especially when he calls them by name and gets texts back stating 'That's not my name' I don't know how many times I did it last night but I'm scared of looking at my phone as I know at least 2 aren't talking to me 5 - I cannot dance even though I think I can 6 - Do no talk to girls you work with 7 - That magic taxi that took me home from the Swan is ace, I need to use that again as I couldn't walk 8 - Getting in rounds with Mr H isn't a good idea - Actually I already knew that so forget that one I shall continue to remember but I've just work up so that are my initial thoughts
September 15, 201312 yr Widnes, I have photographic evidence of you throwing a few shapes on the dance floor with me in tow plus one of Andy Dee licking Mr H's face.
You old bastard!!
Have a good one me old tater.
Xxxx