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Emergency, emergency, Twix shortage!!!

 

What has become the dominant chocolate bar then?  -  I hope it's not those fucking Kinder Bueno's

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  • She's still going to be in hospital a while but she got through the worst part, was touch and go, anyway thanks guys.

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    is there CCTV do thay have a pic of baz up   do not serve this FAT CUNT

  • No idea on soup du jour but I know for a fact that Diddles will be on shepherd's pie for tea.

Is that meant to be a ribbon?

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I'm afraid not.

 

Anyway, in other news, there were also no Double Deckers!

I'm afraid not.

 

Anyway, in other news, there were also no Double Deckers!

 

Are there any new additions, or are customers greeted by a rather lonely looking mass of tin foil?

 

What's the fruit basket/cot situation?

I'm afraid not.

 

Anyway, in other news, there were also no Double Deckers!

 

 

Gone to the dogs.

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3 bananas in a cot.

 

4 Mint Aeros, so all is not lost.

 

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Far too many Buenos.

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I'm thinking of forming a club that meets at Julie's just to eat Buenos. A social club.

I'm thinking of forming a club that meets at Julie's just to eat Buenos. A social club.

 

Will the PCs be running Vista?

Too many packs of smokey bacon.  That shelf's looking a bit perilous.

 

What's in those snazzy looking bowls?  The one on the left looks like it's some kind of specially gift wrapped - a little something for the loved one in your life maybe.

Doesn't he have a fit sister working there?

 

It could be the Bueno Buena Sister Vista Social Club.

Doesn't he have a fit sister working there?

 

It could be the Bueno Buena Sister Vista Social Club.

 

On the one occasion I've frequented, there's been a rather dour looking girl.  Early 20s maybe.  Certainly not fit.

 

... although maybe once she whips off that tabbard and shakes her hair in a shampoo advert stylee, she might be an unpolished gem.

As an aside, does that Travelodge have a bar on the ground floor, or is it just the foyer? Either way it's tumbleweed every time I pass it - perhaps they should offer hot toddies and an indoor pitch for any prozzies who haven't took up the Council's 're-zoning' of the red light area?

3 bananas in a cot.

 

4 Mint Aeros, so all is not lost.

 

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I'm still not overly keen on the random patterned tile

Gone to the dogs.

 

You're just bitter and upset becuase you've got a life-time ban you hooligan

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Too many packs of smokey bacon.  That shelf's looking a bit perilous.

 

What's in those snazzy looking bowls?  The one on the left looks like it's some kind of specially gift wrapped - a little something for the loved one in your life maybe.

 

Some kind of emergency hamper, by the looks of it.

Some kind of emergency hamper, by the looks of it.

 

When you pay, do you hand over your money through the glory hole?

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No idea what that's all about. Maybe for when the have a dwarf come in?

 

I'm going to construct a device with a sucker on the end to nab me a Wispa next time I'm in.

lets all fight for the last boost

lets all fight for the last boost

 

It's not a proper Boost, it's a cake bar, so in my opinion it should be over with the flapjacks, and not mixed in with the chocolate bars.

And it has been there ages.

That shelf isn't level.

 

Shelf out.

They've still not listened to me and got doilies.

 

It really would add a touch of class

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They've still not listened to me and got doilies.

 

It really would add a touch of class

Wouldn't that be akin to rolling a turd in glitter?

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