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And the Snickers have gone, too.

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  • She's still going to be in hospital a while but she got through the worst part, was touch and go, anyway thanks guys.

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    is there CCTV do thay have a pic of baz up   do not serve this FAT CUNT

  • No idea on soup du jour but I know for a fact that Diddles will be on shepherd's pie for tea.

Fantastic news!!

 

Get them stocked back up Diddles :D

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Not sure what them bananas are doing in a cot.

Glad to see the addition of the boost, a very underrated chocolate bar

Glad to see the addition of the boost, a very underrated chocolate bar

 

very true, its like having a a full meal

Not sure what them bananas are doing in a cot.

 

 

They're a treat for his cousin

Phrases I never hear; "ee, I really could do with a twix"

Phrases I never hear; "ee, I really could do with a twix"

 

 

same here,they're the chocolate equivalent of the fat kid left until last when picking sides at football

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I'm just happy that the Double Decker has acquired a friend.

They're a treat for his cousin

Doesn't she prefer a finger of fudge?

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Diddle's cousin?

Whoever came up with this name is the only marketing guru who will be spared the bullet when I become PM.  Genius!

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Alert alert! There has been a run on them.

 

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This is much better.

 

The non chocolate produce is separate, the other day it was all mixed up.

 

I don't know how folk manage to lived their lives in such a disorderly mess.

 

However, I would swap the Dairy Milk for the bottom Wispa, and move the bottom Boost up to the top. Maybe move the Mars bars up one.

 

And them cups need moving from floor level. If someone decided to piss on the floor them it would splash back up on the cups, and who wants to drink out of a cup thats got piss on it?

 

Savages.

Oh, and turn the bottles in the fridge the same way.

The Boosts are actually in the wrong place completely.

 

As, on closer inspection, they're not proper Boost bars, they're cakes.

Oh for fucks sake.

 

They should be with the flap jacks then.

 

This isn't turning out to be a good day at all.

I think you should go down and "have a word".

 

I'd go myself, but..... (insert any old wanky excuse here)

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Those Kinder Buenos need tidying up for starters.

And what's with that "rogue" tile?

And what's with that "rogue" tile?

 

I just naturally assumed it was a gateway into another dimension.

Why's there a hole in the window? Glory

This tin foil idea is still bugging me. Can they not use fancy wrapping paper instead?

With the tinfoil being all shiny, it gives the place an air of sophistication

We haven't been in since they stopped the £1 barms.

 

Food was always shit but we used to say, 'it was only a quid'.

 

We now go and give our hard earned to the ray guns at the back of Sainsburys.

They'll have to amend their tax returns now.

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