January 1, 201412 yr Some prick has decided to key my car last night one end to the other. Anyone know a quick fix that won't cost an arm and a leg? It is quite deep in the paintwork at points.
January 2, 201412 yr Let muck and shit build up on the bodywork, then write 'witty' quips with your finger in said filth like: "SHITBOX" and "Please clean me!" Leave all your pocket rubbish and general crap in the footwells and the dashboard and neglect any other minor defects that crop up. Then people will just assume you're a carefree and bohemian soul who couldn't give a hoot about the general condition of your car.
January 2, 201412 yr Leave all your pocket rubbish and general crap in the footwells and the dashboard and neglect any other minor defects that crop up. Then people will just assume you're a carefree and bohemian soul who couldn't give a hoot about the general condition of your car. You've clearly seen my car. ..
January 2, 201412 yr Got a brand new punto in 2003 not a mark on it. Someone decided to run into the roof lke some assault course. Leaving dints all across the bodywork. Since then I just haven't cared what my cars look like because some fucks only going to spoil it for ya
January 2, 201412 yr Got a brand new punto in 2003 not a mark on it. Someone decided to run into the roof lke some assault course. Leaving dints all across the bodywork. Since then I just haven't cared what my cars look like because some fucks only going to spoil it for ya Someone did that to my swift it fucks up the resale value. Cunts
January 2, 201412 yr Got a brand new punto in 2003 not a mark on it. Someone decided to run into the roof lke some assault course. Leaving dints all across the bodywork. Since then I just haven't cared what my cars look like because some fucks only going to spoil it for ya Someone did that to my swift it fucks up the resale value. Cunts I once saw a lad do that to a 2CV in Bolton, not realising the roof of a 2CV is made from an old deckchair.
January 2, 201412 yr Someone did that to my swift it fucks up the resale value. Cunts i'd have thought having fiat or suzuki on it was enough reason to fcuk up the re-sale
January 2, 201412 yr i'd have thought having fiat or suzuki on it was enough reason to fcuk up the re-sale Resale on the Swift is fairly high iirc. Cracking car just too small once the nipper arrived. Id own one again in a heartbeat.
January 2, 201412 yr Resale on the Swift is fairly high iirc. Cracking car just too small once the nipper arrived. Id own one again in a heartbeat. The swift sport is a proper old school hot hatch with cracking handling, flimsy build though, just like the 80's icons!
January 2, 201412 yr The swift sport is a proper old school hot hatch with cracking handling, flimsy build though, just like the 80's icons! so, who buys them second hand? Edited January 2, 201412 yr by Casino
January 2, 201412 yr The swift sport is a proper old school hot hatch with cracking handling, flimsy build though, just like the 80's icons! Whoah! Dont dis my 1.9ltr 206, it was built to last!
January 3, 201412 yr My Dad once saw someone key a car in a supermarket car park so he chased the guy into the supermarket and rustled up the security guards to apprehend the wanker, who had grabbed a trolley and thrown a load of random items into it and was trying to look nonchalant.
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