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Cheap As Chips?

 

Walking home, fancied chips and gravy for some reason, anyhow, made a detour and popped into the local chippy...

 

Normal white chippy tray, normal size portion of chips, no scraps nor specials or sundries...

 

£1.81.

 

I live in Great Lever btw, not Stockholm or Tokyo...

 

£1.81! I didn't even have enough cash on me to pay in full, I'd have suggested Visa but she didn't look like she enjoys persiflage.

 

OK, so the last time I had chips and gravy that I can recall was the day of the Good Friday agreement, but, fucking hell - I had a cod barm down Darcy Lever for 50p more t'other day.

 

What's the going rate at your local chippy?

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What happened with you not having the money? Were some chips removed from the tray? Did you some washing up?

You were out and about with less than £2 on you?

You're stranger than Whit you are: different strange like, but strange all the same.

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What happened with you not having the money? Were some chips removed from the tray? Did you some washing up?

 

 

I played double or quits with her, coin toss. and won*....

 

Nah, I walk past everday, so will settle up at some point.

 

Unless I have a purpose for having cash I don't bother carrying more than £10 or so, and I'd already been to the supermarket so...

 

 

 

 

*She's of Chinese extraction.

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You were out and about with less than £2 on you?

You're stranger than Whit you are: different strange like, but strange all the same.

 

After losing countless wallets with £200+ in - sometimes pissed sometimes not, I've decided plastic is the way to go...

You'd gone whoops mad?

Why not pay at the supermarket with your plastic and preserve your cash ?

Why not pay at the supermarket with your plastic and preserve your cash ?

that's what I was thinking and if you are as well then clearly that would be the sensible option. :)
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You'd gone whoops mad?

 

It's no go on the WHoopsies! these days - certain types hang around the place waiting to swoop as soon as stuff is reduced, they even work in teams to have piss-breaks (in the toilets I hope) - I'm as thin as a lat these days due to their antics :(

 

Nah, I spent most of my cash on some booze and didn't anticipate a sudden craving for a chippy tea....

 

Nor did I think chips and gravy would cost more than the £1.60 I had in pocket change.

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My card is fucked for use at the self service card readers...Works fine at the manned tills, however those Walmart scumbags have all but made every till self service at the hellhole at Burnden.

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Asda is a truly awful supermarket whatever the location. I can't imagine how bad the one at Burnden is like.

Does asda still have those fucking greeters? Fuck off, I'm nipping in for a couple of items not for a fucking for a chin wag.

 

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Walking home, fancied chips and gravy for some reason, anyhow, made a detour and popped into the local chippy...

 

Normal white chippy tray, normal size portion of chips, no scraps nor specials or sundries...

 

£1.81.

 

I live in Great Lever btw, not Stockholm or Tokyo...

 

£1.81! I didn't even have enough cash on me to pay in full, I'd have suggested Visa but she didn't look like she enjoys persiflage.

 

OK, so the last time I had chips and gravy that I can recall was the day of the Good Friday agreement, but, fucking hell - I had a cod barm down Darcy Lever for 50p more t'other day.

 

What's the going rate at your local chippy?

 

which chippy ???

 

deane church land is £1.50 chip barm and gravy

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Sue's on Rishton Lane, Whitt.

 

It is hell on earth NB, but the nearest supermarket to me - I've left baskets on the checkout in the past due to not wanting to go into a kill crazy rampage, even looking up to the photos of our yesteryears, including a good photo of Sir Nat and Bill Ridding, having a good old fashioned man-hug doesnt lighten my mood.

They don't do gravy in my local chippy - they do oxtail soup though instead, which is a bit odd

We do Chippy dinner on a Friday at Seniors chippy, Pudding chips Gravy and Can of pop £4.45.

Sue's on Rishton Lane, Whitt.

 

It is hell on earth NB, but the nearest supermarket to me - I've left baskets on the checkout in the past due to not wanting to go into a kill crazy rampage, even looking up to the photos of our yesteryears, including a good photo of Sir Nat and Bill Ridding, having a good old fashioned man-hug doesnt lighten my mood.

 

 

I used to go there when i lived in Great Lever 20odd years ago, Mother sent me with a bag full of bowls as apparently you got more chips.

They don't do gravy in my local chippy - they do oxtail soup though instead, which is a bit odd

I was moving my house to the shires till you said this? You should of stayed in Halliwell.

I was moving my house to the shires till you said this? You should of stayed in Halliwell.

You don't need a house in the shires, there's always a room for you here as well you know

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I used to go there when i lived in Great Lever 20odd years ago, Mother sent me with a bag full of bowls as apparently you got more chips.

 

'John' was probably still knocking about then though, he's sell urchins like us handfuls for pennies, I think he had a bit of a liking for the old rice wine ;) r.i.p.

 

Sue has run a much tighter ship since he popped his clogs - that said, she seems to burn quite a trail down to the Grosvenor Casino (fomer Sainsburys) most nights after she's shut up shop.

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'John' was probably still knocking about the though, he's sell urchins like us handfuls for pennies, I think he had a bit of a liking for the old rice wine ;) r.i.p.

 

Sue has run a much tighter ship since he popped his clogs - that said, she seems to burn quite a trail down to the Grosvenor Casino (fomer Sainsburys) most nights after she's shut up shop.

 

Do they still have that till was built in the 1920's?

Had a Craster kipper stottie ( although i correctly ordered it as a barm) next to Craster harbour on Saturday. £3.50. I belched all the way to Dunstanburgh.

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Do they still have that till was built in the 1920's?

 

They do, but hide it behind the service counter...

 

Johns' pushing up the lotuses btw, for quite some time...

I might have made this up, but did the young lass who used to work in there on Friday and Saturday nights get murdered while on holiday years ago?

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I never heard owt about that, the concept of one of her helpers even having a holiday would be a strange one in itself...

 

I think things are slacker since the kebabab shop opened next door - so no extra help.

John was still going then. Not sure if she was related or not but she was half chips half rice and proper bonny.

Sue's on Rishton Lane, Whitt.

 

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Corner of Rishton Lane & Parkfield Rd?

 

Near the bottom of Settle St?

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