Hi. I'm a Berkshire based white. Moved down from Horwich aged 8. I met garp and several other lads on WanderersWays last season away at Ipswich, went with them to Wolves on Saturday and Chelsea yesterday. The topic of forums was brought up and I quietly mentioned that I was on the wanderer. I was then convinced by Garp and co that I'd be better of here. As you can tell by my username I am affectionately known to them as SoberDan, feeling I have to make up for he excessive amounts Boltonians drink I have never taken up drink. I have been warned that Newbie's get a rough ride on here, so bring it on.

Welcome aboard.

Welcome aboard Dan

 

Let me get this right....you hang about with Garrrp.

 

When he's pissed

 

And you're sober

 

And you still hang about with him

 

Edited September 25, 201411 yr by jules_darby

Welcome, SoberDan

 

 

Don't you ever drink?

Yep along with Whiteboy, superbok, elephant stone and BWFC jol. Garp's a good laugh as are the rest of them in our group. I don't ever drink boltondiver instead taking pleasure out of watching my mates struggling to stand up and slurring their words.

If you are who I think you are welcome soberdan, a nice fella????

If you are who I think you are welcome soberdan, a nice fella

 

If he's not who you think, should he fuck off?

Has Garrp rimmed you yet? - that's how you can tell if he really likes you

If he's not who you think, should he fuck off?

No not at all. I was it Ipswich and think I know who he is, he was also at wolves Sat.

Anyone who watches Bolton sober deserves a medal… or sectioning, one of the two. 

 

and did anyone else read the topic title 'Hiya' in a high pitch camp voice?

 

No.. Just me then?

did anyone else read the topic title 'Hiya' in a high pitch camp voice?

 

No.. Just me then?

Is that why you replied to the thread? This isn't Grinder mate...

Is that why you replied to the thread? This isn't Grinder mate...

 Then ignore my last pm to you

No not at all. I was it Ipswich and think I know who he is, he was also at wolves Sat.

 

joking, squire

London Whites have taken on the challenge of making sure SoberDan becomes CuntedDan by Christmas

He'd better be Dan the Chan if he doesn't drink!

joking, squire

obviously, just trying to crack on to the sober cockney:)

Hi. I'm a Berkshire based white. Moved down from Horwich aged 8. I met garp and several other lads on WanderersWays last season away at Ipswich, went with them to Wolves on Saturday and Chelsea yesterday. The topic of forums was brought up and I quietly mentioned that I was on the wanderer. I was then convinced by Garp and co that I'd be better of here. As you can tell by my username I am affectionately known to them as SoberDan, feeling I have to make up for he excessive amounts Boltonians drink I have never taken up drink. I have been warned that Newbie's get a rough ride on here, so bring it on.

whats you job

 

do you get access to washing baskets

Never as in ever supped?

whats you job

 

do you get access to washing baskets

 

He said:

 

What do you do for a living?

 

He then went on to say:

 

If you work within the housing sector, do you ever find yourself at the mercy of the laundry basket? If so, could you possibly steal a few pair of soiled knickers and I'll pay hansomely.

You did all warn me at Chelsea to look very closely at Garp as that would be me in a matter of years months time. I am intending to go to every away game in all competitions this season, even took time of work for a couple of pre seasons(Rochdale and Tranmere) and all while sober!

accountant, so I don't think i'll be of any used to you unless you for knicker sniffing

No, although I haven't seen him really really drunk yet, maybe that horror is still to come.

Literally I have never even touched it, even a shot would constitute the most I have ever drunk, never mind a pint.

No, although I haven't seen him really really drunk yet, maybe that horror is still to come.

 

 

Well, if you enjoy seeing blokes drunk, then you'll really enjoy it

Edited September 26, 201411 yr by boltondiver

Literally I have never even touched it, even a shot would constitute the most I have ever drunk, never mind a pint.

So are you a sexual deviant and/or a weekend 'offender'? {taps nose}

Well I couldn't pull a chain and I have never touched drugs. In essence I am a boring fu**er who lives for awaydays.