I'll do it then, you miserable bastards:

 

http://www.interviewmagazine.com/music/madonna-1/#/slideshow_71352.11

 

I suspect there maybe a touch of photoshop involved here. She's a ropey old boot these days.

I'd ruin that

Same.  No way those bristols are real but she'd still get it

hahah, if you read the text, she is wearing a bra 

die another day 

 

 

 

I'd have sucked her shit white when she was in this.  GILF

She's always been on my spreadsheet

She's always been on my spreadsheet

How many columns and rows do you have?

 

Is it (de)graded?

That top photo reminds me of Kenny Everett for some reason. Rough.

How many columns and rows do you have?

 

Is it (de)graded?

Plenty,

Numerical Order, Name, Age, Nationality, Hair colour, Estimated Weight, Tit size, Leg Length, Arse size, Profession

Plenty,

Numerical Order, Name, Age, Nationality, Hair colour, Estimated Weight, Tit size, Leg Length, Arse size, Profession

I like it

 

Arse size must be qualified more surely? A big arse can be good if pert, but bad if droopy

 

Profession...how does the scale work?

I'm pretty sure I've seen her raspberrys before and they wasn't the same as them, I reckon photoshop too here. I would without a doubt, you can't beat a proper mature woman

Lazy b*stards letting this site go to pot, there's another couple of pictures where Madonna gets down below aired too, linked here (not safe for work!)

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zggFdVyOLNk/UI83Hk8zD-I/AAAAAAAAYto/ksyt2rl7fMc/s640/DiegoMaradona002-horz.jpg

Edited December 4, 201411 yr by Youri McAnespie

 

Profession...how does the scale work?

For example

Managerial - prudish

Cleaner - Mucky fucker