It's started. We have Mitchell Johnson and David Warners slimy faces all over the TV today expressing much mirth and merriment at the poster the Aussies have released along the lines of "Lost - a pair of balls. If found please return to the England cricket team". This poster features a delightfully arranged pair of cricket balls to resemble a fine pair of rosy katangas.

 

If I were the management team for the England World Cup squad, I would plaster the posters all over the England dressing room. I can think of no better motivation for the Valentines Day game.

 

Will love it if we bore it right up the arrogant cunts.

Balance isn't very Ballanced he's a bit shit

Another meaningless friendly.

 

What a shit 'world cup'. Still over 2 weeks until a game that means a damn.

Looks like a pasting

 

Some poor bowling from Finn, not for the first time

Ah well, go and get some work done

Pathetic.

 

This cheered me up though;

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS1OzswnVWM

Morgan is disappointing me as captain

This will test Sri Lanka's batting

Shame about the injury. Good game. Just shows what might have been had England not dawdled in the middle overseas against Sri Lanka

276 to stay in the tornamet

 

Should do this...?

276 to stay in the tornamet

 

Should do this...?

 

 

struggling

 

121-3

We're coming home

 

Probably need the rest

boooooooooooooooooooo

 

what a bunch of tossers.

They get paid to be this shit at cricket ?

Are we favourites now?

are now.

Boycott gong off on one still though,

 

"I told you that weeks ago but the hierarchy don't see it. Or they do, and they are so bloody-minded they don't put into practice."

 

 

"If England were on my flight from Adelaide, I'd tell them they were rubbish and to get home."

until that 

 

Boycott gong off on one still though,

 

"I told you that weeks ago but the hierarchy don't see it. Or they do, and they are so bloody-minded they don't put into practice."

 

 

"If England were on my flight from Adelaide, I'd tell them they were rubbish and to get home."

 

 

 

Yes, but he is senile, moaning, wife-beating, Munich, Yorkshire cunt

Edited March 9, 201511 yr by boltondiver

until that 

 

 

 

Bugger

first thing you get taught at under9 level is to run your bat in. We cant even do that.

 

Down to Broad and Anderson now to support Woakes

bottlers

broad cant bat anymore.

broad cant bat anymore.

16 off 11 with a wicket left