Whites man Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 My mate to KP "kevin, any chance of a picture?" KP "fuck off" Other players more than happy to pose for a pic with someone who had travelled to otherside of world to support them. Ian bell even offered to take a pic for my mate 100% tosspot Reason not to hit him; he's 6'4" and a big unit Reason to hit him; once had a blue streak in his hair so obviously some sort of mardy homo. Quote
Smiley Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 Great finale to the NZ vs SA game. Really couldn't call it going into the last 2 overs. Great innings from Elliott to win it for the Kiwis. Quote
bolty58 Posted March 25, 2015 Author Posted March 25, 2015 How sweet would that be. These fuckers have already cleared a place in the cabinet for the trophy. I really hope NZ win it. Sends the Aussies as mad a England winning the FIFA World Cup did to the Scots. If they lose to India they'll all be sporting turbans on Final day. Quote
SatanGreavsie Posted March 25, 2015 Posted March 25, 2015 No, no, no, I am not having that. He didn't ignore me. He scowled and grunted. I should have kicked him in the bollocks. New balls please! Mind you, he'd probably heard your Con Boutsianis story three times that day already (from you, going from floors 1-3 ) Quote
bolty58 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 New balls please! Mind you, he'd probably heard your Con Boutsianis story three times that day already (from you, going from floors 1-3 ) As always Satan, you make a very fair point. He may well have overheard that story over the couple of preceding days when I was boring innocent passers by with it in the hotel foyer Quote
famouswanderer Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 fuck sake these aussie bastards are gunna win it Quote
Guest Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 fuck sake these aussie bastards are gunna win it Looks like it, a terribly disappointing start Quote
bolty58 Posted March 30, 2015 Author Posted March 30, 2015 You have no idea. I must have had one hundred gloating cunts approach me already today in one way or another and it is only 10am. I have reverted to my 'Did they? I am sorry, I don't take any notice of minority sports' defence. Quote
famouswanderer Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 i feel for you. I cant bare the thought of them gloating all through the build up of the ashes. I really hope we do them in the ashes Quote
bolty58 Posted March 31, 2015 Author Posted March 31, 2015 I always hope we do them but, in reality, slim pickings since I moved here in 1988. That 'minority sports' defence has had a right workout, I can tell thee. Still works though - stops a few in their tracks and they develop a frown whilst obviously thinking 'Is he serious?'. Quote
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