February 12, 201610 yr We have a bit of a communal area and the other week noticed mine had gone walk about. Just goes to show how laid back I am these days as I didn't give a monkeys. Note through my door the week after, Dear NB, sorry, I took your bin last week by mistake as I needed one by my door doing a clear out. It's back with the rest now. Apologies Audrey P.S. Do you have any stuff for help the aged, I'm doing a spot of volunteering there. Scrounging theiving bint.
February 14, 201610 yr They've been round and swapped our grey bins for the tiny ones. Doing ok after 2 empties, can't imagine it's going to go down too well in places
February 15, 201610 yr Fucking bin wankers. Can't say much winds me up, that is until the council try to force me to recycle by swapping by bin for one that's half the size. We live on a cul de sac and recycling day is like we've been hit by a tornado once those work shy twats have done the rounds. And it's always muggins here who goes home for dinner who has to clear the road. They even throw the plastic bits out of the red bin that apparently don't qualify for recycling at the side of the pavement. Shithouses.
February 15, 201610 yr You're going on like having all your glass, tins etc. going to landfill is some inalienable right... Takes next to fuck all effort to separate waste, there's next to fuck all that needs go in the grey bins - cellophane, polystyrene, microwave food cartons... I won't argue with your assertion the binmen are lazy work to rule twats though, when I pass through the ghettoized part of my manor, there's always loads of beige, red and green bins full of household waste - usually tipped on their sides with all the shit spilling out. Here's a note for f*cking fat c*nt Morris to pass to his lazy c*nt employees (or lazy c*nt sub-contractors), if you're a 'Gateway', the chances are those coming into the 'Gateway' will either not give a f*ck about bin policy, or be genuinely ignorant of the ins and outs of it, so use your fucking discretion and empty the bins full of shit into the grey bin truck, don't just fucking leave them there.
February 15, 201610 yr Bolton has a pretty good recycling system, though the plastic business is disappointing. Surely more of it is recyclable. At least burning it produces electricity. Main problem is the concept that by reducing black bin size more recycling will happen. What a load of bollocks. The only way to make lazy wankers who don't recycle anything change their ways is by fining them or some other suitable punishment. Alas it's too political and they won't, so everyone else has to suffer.
February 16, 201610 yr In Horwich our bins are getting twice as big. We're going back to weekly collections too.
February 16, 201610 yr In Horwich our bins are getting twice as big. We're going back to weekly collections too. The Council are only taking these measures because they're sick to the back teeth of removing leatherette sofas, cheap broke widescreen tellies, crap rusty chrome and chipboard 'furniture' and other sundry tat that the residents are constantly flytipping down the backstreets there.
February 16, 201610 yr Was down the tip early doors on Sunday, I know the bloke on the kiosk as he used to run the shop on Ainsworth Lane so no probs. Up the ramp there's some nobhead checking Council Tax bills. Yeah, I carry mine everywhere bro. Turned away some Asian bloke who to be fair did have a Zafira full of crap. No surprises if that gets dumps in a Great Lever backstreet eh. Least he was trying to tip it.
February 16, 201610 yr We don't have wheelie bins, they're far too common for our borough. Merton? Don't the staff do all that? I'm surprised you knew what your bin looks like
February 16, 201610 yr Was down the tip early doors on Sunday, I know the bloke on the kiosk as he used to run the shop on Ainsworth Lane so no probs. Up the ramp there's some nobhead checking Council Tax bills. Yeah, I carry mine everywhere bro. Turned away some Asian bloke who to be fair did have a Zafira full of crap. No surprises if that gets dumps in a Great Lever backstreet eh. Least he was trying to tip it. Are they checking they live in the borough?. I live in Heywood and since our tip closed I have always used Bury's. It is half the distance than to Rochdale
February 16, 201610 yr The Council are only taking these measures because they're sick to the back teeth of removing leatherette sofas, cheap broke widescreen tellies, crap rusty chrome and chipboard 'furniture' and other sundry tat that the residents are constantly flytipping down the backstreets there. It's called gentrification. Once the wanderersways elite moved in we have to get rid of the shite the peasants had. Anyway... I've just robbed my bin back. The only benefit of being off work with an Ill toddler.
February 16, 201610 yr It's called geriatric-ification. They say when 'you're tired of London, you're tired of life', and when you're tired of life, you move to Horwich. Bolton's Torquay and a Stannah stairlift and walk-in bath hotspot. Anyway, if anyone else is off 'Homes Under The Hammer' aka 'So, You Want to Be A Slumlord' is on one of the shit channels shortly. Dion Dublin's on it now, some posh woman on the one this morning, she bought a flat above a shop in Brixton, gave it a lick of paint and then went for a piss, when she came back the value had gone up by £200k. Money for old rope that property developing, if you've got a spare two or three hundred grand to buy one (and give it a lick of paint).
February 16, 201610 yr Are they checking they live in the borough?. I live in Heywood and since our tip closed I have always used Bury's. It is half the distance than to Rochdale I guess so, although they are going to dump it somewhere anyway. I'm happy to use Radcliffe which is closer to me.
February 16, 201610 yr I guess so, although they are going to dump it somewhere anyway. I'm happy to use Radcliffe which is closer to me. Generally speaking, Radcliffe are far friendlier than Bolton. Never been asked for proof and address anywhere though
February 16, 201610 yr True, I've got a fake Ainsworth one just in case. Some of them at Bolton are utter nobheads. Standing in the freezing cold watching folk lob shit into skips is too good for them.
February 16, 201610 yr True, I've got a fake Ainsworth one just in case. Some of them at Bolton are utter nobheads. Standing in the freezing cold watching folk lob shit into skips is too good for them. When you've an organisation that's based the majority of it's recruitment upon nepotism, rather than merit, for Christ knows how long, it's no surprise that you get a good number of twats within it.
February 16, 201610 yr Merton? Don't the staff do all that? I'm surprised you knew what your bin looks like The staff certainly put the bin bag out, and the recycling boxes. He has to get up early on a Tuesday to do it. What is nice is that a little man follows the rubbish vans with a brush to clean the streets after rubbish collection
February 19, 201610 yr Bury's tips are run by viridor rather than the council. Other than my couple of days shadowing the bin men I've never been to boltons tips
February 19, 201610 yr Anyone else bury your ale cans and wine bottles to the bottom of your bin so the neighbours don't notice you're a pisscan? No me neither
February 19, 201610 yr Anyone else bury your ale cans and wine bottles to the bottom of your bin so the neighbours don't notice you're a pisscan? No me neither If I don't take it out every 2 weeks it's full to the brim after 4 weeks. Milk for the lad and wine for me and the Mrs. No hiding when you're bumping the bin of shame up the step to the back Street.
February 19, 201610 yr Bury's tips are run by viridor rather than the council. Other than my couple of days shadowing the bin men I've never been to boltons tips All local tips are viridor. Just that Bolton's seems to be operated by some little Hitler on the gate. Anyhow, I just finished putting 1100kg of their composted green waste on the neighbours garden, and its good stuff, with good service too.
February 19, 201610 yr If I don't take it out every 2 weeks it's full to the brim after 4 weeks. Milk for the lad and wine for me and the Mrs. No hiding when you're bumping the bin of shame up the step to the back Street. We only have a shitty little green box for all our glass and cans in wyre borough. Good job the mrs has a bottle bin at work
You lazy cunts, the bin collection was Monday.