Riddles & Teasers.

 

1. Voiceless it cries, Toothless it bites, what is it?

 

2. What falls but never breaks?

 

3. What is ploughed but never planted?

 

4. A Butcher has a 36" waist around, & he's 5' tall, what does he weigh?

 

5. The maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, & the user does not see it. What is it?

4 is meat and 5 is a coffin

2 night?

1. The wind?

3. Snow

Too easy for you guys

6. It stands on one leg with it's heart in its head. What is it?

 

7. What needs an answer but doesn't ask a question?

 

8. What is once in a minute, twice in a moment & never in a thousand years?

 

9. What can you break without hitting or dropping it?

 

10. A Horse is tied to a 10m rope, there's a bale of hay 25m away from him. Yet the Horse is able to eat the Hay! How is this possible?

8 the letter m

9. Wind

9. Wind

Could be the answer, but not the one I'm looking for

7. A telephone.

 

9. Even?

 

10. The other end of the rope isn't tied to anything.

Edited February 29, 201610 yr by Cheese

9. A world record?

9 silence?

9 is clearly a Shit question with lots of answers, the one I got was Heart.

 

No-one got #6 yet?

Is it a tree?

My heads cabbaged trying to work 6 out.

Well done Stevieb

11. Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

 

12. Feed me & I live. Give me a drink & I die. What am i?

 

13. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

 

14. If there are 3 apples & you take away 2, how many apples do you have?

 

15. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?

11. Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I? TON & NOT

 

12. Feed me & I live. Give me a drink & I die. What am i?  FIRE

 

13. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?  DON'T BURY THE LIVING

 

14. If there are 3 apples & you take away 2, how many apples do you have?  TWO?

 

15. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?  THERE'S MORE OF THEM

Edited February 29, 201610 yr by superbobby

Super bobby's on fire!

11. Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

 

An errant wife being dragged up the stairs, same wife tumbling down after an accidental elbow to the jaw.

 

12. Feed me & I live. Give me a drink & I die. What am i?

 

George Best.

 

13. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

 

Coffin shortage.

 

14. If there are 3 apples & you take away 2, how many apples do you have?

 

None, I don't like them.

 

15. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?

 

Because they're greedy, filthy Phlegm-hawling animals.

Edited February 29, 201610 yr by Youri McAnespie

20 posts and not one mention of SPUNK.

 

This place is going to the dogs.

20 posts and not one mention of SPUNK.

 

This place is going to the dogs.

 

your spunk or somebody elses?

At last.

 

Both.