Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

Mastermind - specialist subject? Gin.

I might apply and do super strength lagers.

Not as my specialist subject just for dutch courage before taking the black chair, I'd be unsteady on my feet and slur wrong answers getting a score of zero - then I'd take a swing at Clive Myrie.

22 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Derek is sentimental excrement.

Is correct.

It's not getting better this After Life thing.

Did he video everything they did together?

22 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Is correct.

It's not getting better this After Life thing.

Did he video everything they did together?

I've forgot my Netflix login so...

I guess he bums his dog to death, smokes gear and tries to lobotomise that postman, Joe Wicks, then commits suicide by police by waving a fake gun around after murdering that fat prostitute.

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Is correct.

It's not getting better this After Life thing.

Did he video everything they did together?

Turn it off

Its not for you.

Far too mainstream and not nearly enough dystopian soliloquies about the renaissance or some such shite.

University Challenge - some nobby university just got their arse handed to them by some other nobby college but they get a second chance, why's it not a straight knockout and get some northern scumbag colleges in for a crack - no, posh kids get four fucking chances. That Chinese lad was a genius, shit hair and probably a Virgin though.

Edited January 17, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

University Challenge - some nobby university just got their arse handed to them by some other nobby college but they get a second chance, why's it not a straight knockout and get some northern scumbag colleges in for a cracking - not posh kids get four fucking chances. That Chinese lad was a genius, shit hair and probably a Virgin though.

I tried out for the Manchester team when I was at uni, but my specialist subjects of BWFC, sarcasm and wanking weren’t what they were looking for the snooty fuckers.

Edited January 17, 20224 yr by Spider

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

I tried out for the Manchester team when I was at uni, but my specialist subjects of BWFC, sarcasm and wanking weren’t what they were looking for the snooty fuckers.

I'm at Salford and I'm reading taking ecstasy in nightclubs...I guess the Met?

Edited January 17, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I'm at Salford and I'm reading taking ecstasy in nightclubs...I guess the Met?

Fuck off you cheeky cunt.

Yes.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Fuck off you cheeky cunt.

Yes.

Well you at least had a week without shelling out for bogroll.

I sulked after missing out on a first by a tiny margin, so refused to go to the graduation - I got my degree in the post and stuck it under the carpet disgusted.

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

Well you at least had a week without shelling out for bogroll.

I sulked after missing out on a first by a tiny margin, so refused to go to the graduation - I got my degree in the post and stuck it under the carpet disgusted.

The met was ok. The Uni was full of wankers who totally missed the point of being in Manchester for 3 years without any responsibilities 

38 minutes ago, Spider said:

Turn it off

Its not for you.

Far too mainstream and not nearly enough dystopian soliloquies about the renaissance or some such shite.

You're right, not for me.

Best bit was that agent doing Taxi Driver.

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I've forgot my Netflix login so...

I guess he bums his dog to death, smokes gear and tries to lobotomise that postman, Joe Wicks, then commits suicide by police by waving a fake gun around after murdering that fat prostitute.

All soundtracked to Cat Stevens and filmed in autumn sepia.

 

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

You're right, not for me.

Best bit was that agent doing Taxi Driver.

That’s who I imagine you resemble but with a Thom Yorke top bun x

Just now, Rudy said:

That’s who I imagine you resemble but with a Thom Yorke top bun x

You are almost 98% correct.

 

6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

You're right, not for me.

Best bit was that agent doing Taxi Driver.

The best bit was the gay thespian

God, you’re sooooo 90’s woke

I’m not one for Musicals but Taxi Driver the musical , IAMIN. Not in Wigin though. That’s just barbaric. 

Just now, Spider said:

The best bit was the gay thespian

God, you’re sooooo 90’s woke

just the song, it sounds like the crap that makes us piss ourselves that folk takes seriously every day.

When you've sat through Hormonal Housewives, you just know.

Or the Holocaust musical Imagine This.

Or a Giles Brandreth's family re telling of Hamlet live on stage.

Or Beyond Bollywood with lead actor Poodja Pants live at the Palladium for 10 weeks

Or Nelson Mandela's grandson scribbling out works in an exhibition with a sharpie.

Or Michelle Collins going 'full Chinese' as a washer woman

Rolf Harris as Father Christmas...I've done them all.

There's too many. It's the only thing that gets me through the days is this nonsense.

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

just the song, it sounds like the crap that makes us piss ourselves that folk takes seriously every day.

When you've sat through Hormonal Housewives, you just know.

Or the Holocaust musical Imagine This.

Or a Giles Brandreth's family re telling of Hamlet live on stage.

Or Beyond Bollywood with lead actor Poodja Pants live at the Palladium for 10 weeks

Or Nelson Mandela's grandson scribbling out works in an exhibition with a sharpie.

Or Michelle Collins going 'full Chinese' as a washer woman

Rolf Harris as Father Christmas...I've done them all.

There's too many. It's the only thing that gets me through the days is this nonsense.

I do like Giles Brandreth I must admit.

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

I do like Giles Brandreth I must admit.

One of the best Hamlets I've seen

Mainly because it was only an hour and 20.

First episode of stay close watched on Netflix. Do i continue or is it turd? I have the attention span of a fucking fruit fly at the moment. 

On 16/01/2022 at 20:26, Rudy said:

Never watched derek but extras I throw right up there with the office. 

Patrick Stewart is amazing 

https://fb.watch/aBH1HFR7g7/ 

 

Just watched After Life s3 in one sitting. Not as funny as the previous 2 perhaps but who cares? Just beautiful. Brilliantly written, highly emotional and up there with anything Gervais has done.  Loved it.

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

First episode of stay close watched on Netflix. Do i continue or is it turd? I have the attention span of a fucking fruit fly at the moment. 

Worth a watch. Spoiled by dancing paid assassins a little but not bad.

3 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

just the song, it sounds like the crap that makes us piss ourselves that folk takes seriously every day.

When you've sat through Hormonal Housewives, you just know.

Or the Holocaust musical Imagine This.

Or a Giles Brandreth's family re telling of Hamlet live on stage.

Or Beyond Bollywood with lead actor Poodja Pants live at the Palladium for 10 weeks

Or Nelson Mandela's grandson scribbling out works in an exhibition with a sharpie.

Or Michelle Collins going 'full Chinese' as a washer woman

Rolf Harris as Father Christmas...I've done them all.

There's too many. It's the only thing that gets me through the days is this nonsense.

Go West! The musical based on the antics of Fred and Rose - music scored by The Pet Shop Boys? Including their cover of 'You were always on my mind' during the montage scene of their first murders?

9 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

just the song, it sounds like the crap that makes us piss ourselves that folk takes seriously every day.

When you've sat through Hormonal Housewives, you just know.

Or the Holocaust musical Imagine This.

Or a Giles Brandreth's family re telling of Hamlet live on stage.

Or Beyond Bollywood with lead actor Poodja Pants live at the Palladium for 10 weeks

Or Nelson Mandela's grandson scribbling out works in an exhibition with a sharpie.

Or Michelle Collins going 'full Chinese' as a washer woman

Rolf Harris as Father Christmas...I've done them all.

There's too many. It's the only thing that gets me through the days is this nonsense.

A holocaust musical, wow that must have been a hard sell