squad just announced

 

Root, Cook, Stoneman, Malan, Ballance, Vince, Moeen, Crane, Foakes, Bairstow, Stokes, Woakes, Broad, Anderson, Ball, Overton

The 50s?

Or sexually deviant cricket.

Protecting 2 gay men from being attacked, it seems

I hope for him there is some mitigating factor.

Given his video though, not sure I can really see him defending the honour of a couple of gay blokes unless they were mates.

Genuinely hope I'm wrong.

The Barmy army have a deal on where if you join their group there is a deal with BT sport. Not fully read into it yet. Just seen it on twitter??

Protecting 2 gay men from being attacked, it seems

Sounds like a PR campaign being launched a little late in the day.

Kate cross called up to tour squad

2 hat tricks in the same match; cunt

Dorsal out now. Torn cartilage.

Who will replace him?

Curran has been called up

 

Another kick in the bollocks to remind me I'm old

Dorsal out now. Torn cartilage.

Who will replace him?

 

Finn?

Don't expect I will bother to pay £70 to BT to spend 2 months sleep deprived watching our c team faff about. Baffling selections.

Finn?

Yeah, bad habit- me and my brother occasionally come up with nicknames for sportsmen. Some stick.

Yeah, bad habit- me and my brother occasionally come up with nicknames for sportsmen. Some stick.

 

I like that kind of shit.

He christened James Anderson 'Thunderbird'. Took me a minute or two but quite a good one.

Back to Stokes. The more I think about it the more angry I get. He's a fucking king cunt! We had better beat the convicts because I'll never forgive him if we don't.

Back to Stokes. The more I think about it the more angry I get. He's a fucking king cunt! We had better beat the convicts because I'll never forgive him if we don't.

 

5-0 aus imo

Our bowling attack is cat piss, we have no firer power, Curren, not good enough YET.

 

Should have taken Plunkett, bar Stokes he's most aggressive bowler we have, Look at Tremlett a few years ago is Oz, he was mustard.

 

I can't see us winning a test, although it wont' be five nil, could easily be 3 or 4.

Back to Stokes. The more I think about it the more angry I get. He's a fucking king cunt! We had better beat the convicts because I'll never forgive him if we don't.

 

Have you forgiven him for losing us the T20 world cup yet?

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Our bowling attack is cat piss, we have no firer power, Curren, not good enough YET.

 

Should have taken Plunkett, bar Stokes he's most aggressive bowler we have, Look at Tremlett a few years ago is Oz, he was mustard.

 

I can't see us winning a test, although it wont' be five nil, could easily be 3 or 4.

 

 

i assumed he wasnt playing grown up stuff

just checked and seemingly he is available, but only played 2 games for yorkshire, last year

And, he'll be fit enough.

 

Cassie, we'll get battered, even with Stokes, our bowling attack is too powder puff for their conditions.

i think best bet might be to get fraser out there.....

Can see the concerns re the bowling, but let's give them a chance- not started yet.

Overton being mentioned- he's a bit more aggressive isn't he?

Just put the women's stuff on

 

Proper swing to Aus while I've been asleep

Their batting is nearly as bad as ours, so we'll still bowl them out often enough. But no team with Vince or Malan in it deserves to win a test.