Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 18 minutes ago, Rudy said: If I could walk into a job as a zoo keeper tomorrow I’d quit my job today Taking Ani's theory, all you've got to do is chop some meat up, and lob it at the tigers. Piece of piss. Even easier with the vegetarians. Quote
Rudy Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 39 minutes ago, Spider said: Just ask if you can be a moderator on here. Same thing. Do I have to provide my own Hugo Boss uniform? 33 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Taking Ani's theory, all you've got to do is chop some meat up, and lob it at the tigers. Piece of piss. Even easier with the vegetarians. Just throw vegetarians in? Quote
Rudy Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 32 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: My ideal job would be working at a driving range hoovering all the golf balls up in one of those buggies, the fuckers can even take pot shots at me, pay me the same and I switch jobs tomorrow. Mini golf? Quote
jmjhb Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 If anyone needs an accounts assistant with no experience, hit me up 😁 Quote
Escobarp Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Spider said: Just ask if you can be a moderator on here. Same thing. Do zoo keepers have favorite animals that let do what the fuck they want as well? Quote
Rudy Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 28 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Do zoo keepers have favorite animals that let do what the fuck they want as well? Have I missed something ? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Rudy said: If I could walk into a job as a zoo keeper tomorrow I’d quit my job today I'd be a copper. Ideally line of duty AC12 stylee. Quote
Rudy Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: I'd be a copper. Ideally line of duty AC12 stylee. Fuck that. I don’t know what’s worse a bent copper or a snitch on bent coppers Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Fuck that. I don’t know what’s worse a bent copper or a snitch on bent coppers I'd deffo be bent. Quote
Escobarp Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Rudy said: Fuck that. I don’t know what’s worse a bent copper or a snitch on bent coppers Just coppers. Simple Quote
Escobarp Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Rudy said: Have I missed something ? It was likened to being a mod On here and that’s what happens that’s all 😁 Quote
Rudy Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Escobarp said: It was likened to being a mod On here and that’s what happens that’s all 😁 Thought it was something specific Quote
Escobarp Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Thought it was something specific It is. Or someone. But it’s a new year so a new start for all Quote
Ghana White Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Stayed in same field but changed job just before turned 40, had to go back to uni but best thing I've ever done, loved old job but it was slowly killing me.. definitely go for it Quote
Duck Egg Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: Just coppers. Simple Poor coppers. All other emergency services workers are, quite rightly, lauded but they just get lots of shit from all sides! Fire service was the cushy number in comparison wasnt it? Put out the odd fire, play lots of pool, go to bed on your night shift and gold plated retirement in your 50s. I imagine a lot of that's gone now. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Duck Egg said: Poor coppers. All other emergency services workers are, quite rightly, lauded but they just get lots of shit from all sides! Fire service was the cushy number in comparison wasnt it? Put out the odd fire, play lots of pool, go to bed on your night shift and gold plated retirement in your 50s. I imagine a lot of that's gone now. Like I say I'd love to be be a copper. Mainly because I prefer their uniform and you get a set of handcuffs 👍 Edited January 4, 2021 by bolton_blondie Quote
Spider Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Like I say I'd love to be be a copper. Mainly because I prefer their uniform and you get a set of handcuffs 👍 Where you going on this solo holiday you’re planning? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, Spider said: Where you going on this solo holiday you’re planning? Somewhere with no other people or Internet connection would be perfect. Oh and Sunny. Quote
Escobarp Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Somewhere with no other people or Internet connection would be perfect. Oh and Sunny. Take plenty of batteries with you Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, Escobarp said: Take plenty of batteries with you Charges via usb Quote
Escobarp Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Charges via usb Like your style. Modern technology eh 😁 Quote
Spider Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Charges via a diesel generator Quote
royal white Posted January 4, 2021 Author Posted January 4, 2021 Thanks for all your info and experiences guys and girls, I knew WW would come in handy one day 😉 Quote
Escobarp Posted January 4, 2021 Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, royal white said: Thanks for all your info and experiences guys and girls, I knew WW would come in handy one day 😉 So when does the only fans start then? Quote
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