Not sure if it's because I'm just walking now more than I've done since I was a kid, but the amount of dog shit I'm seeing on pavements is ridiculous.

Literally have to watch wherever I'm walking so I don't stand in any.  The worst area is between the top of New Hall Lane and the Doffcocker pub. In fact, this morning there is a freshly laid pile slap bang in the middle of the pavement outside the pub.  Someone is going to be mightily pissed off if they step in that, it's going to take more than a knife over the kitchen sink to get that off.

I thought folk were generally more responsible when it comes to their dogs' shit these days?  I dunno, or maybe all the shit I'm seeing is just one rogue owner - and if it is I'm gonna rub his/her nose in it if I catch them.

36 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Amateurs.

You don't smear where it's visible.

Under the doorhandles.

And leave a Brucie-bonus under the boothandle.

The only time I have never cleaned up was when the dog crapped late at night on the grass immediately outside the driver's door of a certain van and I knew the twat would be setting off in the dark at 6am. 

We'd had a previous bust up and I had a smile on my face for days.

 

10 minutes ago, Dimron said:

The only time I have never cleaned up was when the dog crapped late at night on the grass immediately outside the driver's door of a certain van and I knew the twat would be setting off in the dark at 6am. 

We'd had a previous bust up and I had a smile on my face for days.

 

That could've led to a pet-ty shit-for-shat (dog) food.