Not sure if it's because I'm just walking now more than I've done since I was a kid, but the amount of dog shit I'm seeing on pavements is ridiculous.

Literally have to watch wherever I'm walking so I don't stand in any.  The worst area is between the top of New Hall Lane and the Doffcocker pub. In fact, this morning there is a freshly laid pile slap bang in the middle of the pavement outside the pub.  Someone is going to be mightily pissed off if they step in that, it's going to take more than a knife over the kitchen sink to get that off.

I thought folk were generally more responsible when it comes to their dogs' shit these days?  I dunno, or maybe all the shit I'm seeing is just one rogue owner - and if it is I'm gonna rub his/her nose in it if I catch them.

Just now, Rudy said:

Does it degrade when hung on a fence?

yes, like a rotting scrotum, it slowly seeps out it's juicy goodness as it starts to perish in the elements, given time, it will be no more.

 

I'm off to set up a time-lapse video, to see how long it takes to completely degrade - I'll report back in about 30 years

@DazBob if you’re a bit of a snitch you can report your area to the dog shit police

https://selfserve.bolton.gov.uk/CitizenPortal/Form.aspx?form=Dog_Fouling

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@DazBob if you’re a bit of a snitch you can report your area to the dog shit police

https://selfserve.bolton.gov.uk/CitizenPortal/Form.aspx?form=Dog_Fouling

Nobody likes a grass 👀 just pick it up after them follow them home then smear it all over their door handles

I was speaking to a Romania chap the other day and he said to me that he can't believe how much dog shit there is on the pavements and parks in this country. It seems we are worst that 3rd world Romania.

 

Normally I would avoid confrontation. But I will tackle any dirty bastard who leaves their dogs mess. Cunts they are.

 

11 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@DazBob if you’re a bit of a snitch you can report your area to the dog shit police

https://selfserve.bolton.gov.uk/CitizenPortal/Form.aspx?form=Dog_Fouling

the police are ok, just doing their job

2 minutes ago, Underpants said:

I was speaking to a Romania chap the other day and he said to me that he can't believe how much dog shit there is on the pavements and parks in this country. It seems we are worst that 3rd world Romania.

 

Normally I would avoid confrontation. But I will tackle any dirty bastard who leaves their dogs mess. Cunts they are.

 

Don't dogs just wander round in places like Romania? 

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Don't dogs just wander round in places like Romania? 

You’re thinking of toddlers

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Don't dogs just wander round in places like Romania? 

Not if they've  any sense.

32 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Nobody likes a grass 👀 just pick it up after them follow them home then smear it all over their door handles

Is the correct answer

29 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Don't dogs just wander round in places like Romania? 

Exactly.

50 minutes ago, Sweep said:

rubbish, it looks festive and is always an interesting talking point when out for a stroll 🙂

 

You are of course correct, if you're going to pick it up, why tie it to a fucking tree, that takes a lot of effort I'd have thought. I've never caught anybody doing it, I'd love to though, just to enquire as to what is going on in their mind

I saw someone do this and did ask

They said they didn't want to carry it during the walk and were coming back the same way so they would take it then 

I didn't push them on the issue but I suspect it was bollocks

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

I saw a woman having a shit n Bolton town centre not that long ago.

I doubt she picked it up, so can we all stop being so quick to place the blame on dogs 

I saw one left outside an all you can eat Chinese buffet in Hull city centre.

Unless someone walks a bear round that way, it was definitely human rather than a dog

Whilst not their responsibility, the buffet owners didn't clean it up and it was there for days, but from a business image point of view, I would thought they might have just got a shovel or summat 

6 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

I saw one left outside an all you can eat Chinese buffet in Hull city centre.

Unless someone walks a bear round that way, it was definitely human rather than a dog

 

Why do they call you Dirty Sanchez?

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Why do they call you Dirty Sanchez?

They don't

15 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

I saw one left outside an all you can eat Chinese buffet in Hull city centre.

Unless someone walks a bear round that way, it was definitely human rather than a dog

Whilst not their responsibility, the buffet owners didn't clean it up and it was there for days, but from a business image point of view, I would thought they might have just got a shovel or summat 

It probably ended up in the fryer 

loads round here after a snowy weekend , i think dog owners just send there kids out with dogs to play in snow

kids have no bags and just leave shit everywhere when snow goes

I have also played the no bag mate ,have one of mine mate and then hung around whilst they reluctantly shift it. They give the rest of us a bad press .  

Anyone else get biodegradable dog dump bags?

 

10 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Anyone else get biodegradable dog dump bags?

 

yes, of course, I thought they all were. Of not, they should be

Edited January 28, 20215 yr by Sweep

Nowt worse than trying to get dog shit from the bottom of your trainers and them leafs are a bastard for hiding it 

Why don't we bring back dog licence? Dog is DNA'd at application stage, dog wardens sample the dog shit and then send a fixed penalty like a speed camera.

After so many points you go on a shit awareness course before you finally get sent on community service with a high vis and a shit shovel every weekend

 

 

1 hour ago, Dimron said:

Why don't we bring back dog licence? Dog is DNA'd at application stage, dog wardens sample the dog shit and then send a fixed penalty like a speed camera.

After so many points you go on a shit awareness course before you finally get sent on community service with a high vis and a shit shovel every weekend

 

 

I'm in. Upfront fee for chipping and vaccinations, then an annual cost which also provides a basic level of insurance. 

3 hours ago, Rudy said:

It probably ended up in the fryer 

Crispy wontons 🤡

11 hours ago, Sweep said:

I generally like to tie the steaming poo bag to a tree branch, so it looks like a little festive poo bauble, to cheer up other people who might be out for a stroll

Do you buy the multi-coloured bags like I do?

They really brighten up the trees in winter.

Lads rugby club had load of issues with dog walkers leaving mess on the pitches. Council and police only got interested when someone managed to identify a repeal offender and smear the load over their car.

Amateurs.

You don't smear where it's visible.

Under the doorhandles.

And leave a Brucie-bonus under the boothandle.