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She can compete against all the seas she like. Still doesn't make her a sportswoman!

This food sucks! You don't boil pizza!

I've been wracking my brains but I can't think of any other sports where you don't compete against anyone. Wish bean flicking was an Olympic sport though. Much more interesting than Athletics! Perhaps not if it was Ellen doing the flicking however!

Can anybody explain how she came second in the Sports Personality of the Year awards? Surely she's not a sportswoman, she's a sailor! She doesn't compete against anyone...... Don't get me wrong, she's extremely talented and I'd agree with her being voted yachtswoman of the year, but its supposed to be a SPORTS personality? What next? Second place going to the guy who holds the world record for balancing milk crates on his head? Gets on my bloody nerves!!!!!!!!!

No but if you know of a job going, I'll give it a bash! Have a feeling I'd be sh*te however!

That didn't work very well did it!

A GRAPH TO SHOW MY WILL TO LIVE THROUGHOUT THE WORKING DAY. W 100 I 90 L 80 * L 70 * * * T 60 * O 50 * * L 40 * I 30 V 20 * E 10 * * % 0 9am 10am 11am 12pm 1pm 2pm 3pm 4pm 5pm 5.15pm TIME OF DAY Am now entering the dangerous sub 10% area. The spike around 12pm is my lunch hour! Think I need a new job

Quality. Apparently I like The Fall because I'm a fan of electric rock instrumentation, punk influences, mild rhythmic syncopation, extensive vamping and mixed acoustic and electric instrumentation. Took the words right out of my mouth!!

Is there an echo in here?

I heard Woodside has moved to Deane Base, my old school? Which is now called Ladybridge High. How gay is that? Still I bet we've moved up in the GCSE league table as a result!

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE AR*E!!!!!!!!! He's one of those blokes who constantly dissapoints. Was really rooting for him to have a good go at that job and make something of himself. Sorry to sound like a Social Worker but if he carries on at this rate he'll top himself before he reaches 50.

You could p*ss over the toilet seat handle. Just on the off chance that Alex Ferguson has a dump there in the near future?

Fair play to her! Took me about 3 views to figure it out though........... and I still wasn't sure!

Watched the video of Guimaraes last night for the first time. Admittedly only watched the players run out on the pitch and then the last ten minutes. Am sure the Linesman was a woman? Can anyone confirm? Saw her checking the nets before the game? Either that or a bloke with t*ts and a perm?

A friend of mine took his son to the zoo. When they got there, they only had one animal, a dog. It was a Shitzu..............

Quality! Might get a claim in for the tweed driving jacket while I'm at it!

Nice idea Maggie, but I'll struggle to get them to believe I've got an in car record player to play them on. The swines still sound a bit dubious about the car ever being broken into, despite my lock hanging out the back of my boot!

Count me in! Vision Aid stand to make a bloody fortune if he stays!

Up to the value of ??150 for "personal effects" so they need to be decent!

Swines are replacing them like for like!

I posted on here last week that some little ars*wipe had broken into my car and nicked a load of gear including some CD's. Insurance are going to pay out for 10 and I'm looking for a few suggestions! So far putting down Eric Morillo - Subliminal Sessions Vol 9 Pavement - Crooked Rain Crooked Rain The Charlatans - Melting Pot. Am bang up for suggestions and recommendations for any decent bands of a similar Ilk! Thanks!

Sounds good to me!

Fair enough. Looks like a no-goer if it's 50-50 split between those who think it's a good idea and those that think it blows! I still think it would have been a laugh but I can see the point that some people might think it's had it's sell by date. Shame we didn't play them a bit earlier in the season eh? Out of interest, the guy got back to me. 3000 flags with the the Stars and Stripes in colour with Malcolm Glazers face in the middle would have cost ??360 inc delivery. The guy I was speaking to did 10,000 for Celtic for the Old Firm game a couple of weeks ago. I'll keep hold of his number in case we want to do anything similar in the future. Back to the drawing board!

Think your right Chris as Zenit are missing the next round. It's either top, third or being knocked out if we lose and Besiktas beat Guimaraes by about 3 goals!

Cheers Frank! That is absolute ball bags as far as I can tell. It seems completely random? Nicky Hunt? The mind boggles!