kent_white

Could you run that by me again?

Yeah, this will be the first time in my life I've said it but, Greame Souness, I wish you all the luck in the world!

To be honest, I was really suprised to find he'd turned the Newcastle job down last time. He obviously wants the England job at some point, but he isn't going to get it until he manages another "bigger" club. No chance of him ever getting the Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal or Man U jobs so I would have thought his next best bet would have been Newcastle. Do well there and it would stand him in good stead for the National job. If they offer it him again, with Owen there and a pot of cash to spend on players I've got a horrible feeling it would be a different story. I've got a bad feeling about this one....................................! Let's hope it's just Sky bullsh*t!

Jury still seems to be out on this one then! Wouldn't want to arrange it without everyones agreement. Can anyone explain raise a poll so we can put it to the vote?

Losing weight. Expend more calories than you intake! Would make a bloody short diet book but it would see you better off than Atkins!

Seriously? Nice one I'll have to give it a try. I reckon flags would be best but it's looking like we might have to settle for posters!

First quote is in! 3000 A4 paper colour 1 sided copies = ??178 inc delivery. Still awaiting response from flag guy but I'm expecting it to be about double that?

Agree Sam rarely lets us down, but we've got plenty of defensive midfielders knocking around already. We'd end up paying ??50,000 a week for someone who is disruptive and who's heart isn't in it. And he's always bloody injured!

You're missing the point mate. Even if no United fans got the hump (which I doubt!), most Bolton fans would love it anyway! Not to mention every other football fan watching it on TV!

Abraham Lincoln and Uncle Sam outfits at the ready! No reply from our flag guy yet but I'll keep you posted. Could do with some ideas on the best way to distribute them to the fans going into the ground?

I disagree! Will annoy them far more than a few Munich songs, that's for definates! Plus, I'd personally p*** my pants at the sight! Widnes, like the beach ball idea! Am also onto a few companies about costings for flags etc. Should get an answer back this arvo!

How many tickets will we get for Old Trafford? How much would it cost for the same amount of paper USA flags to wave throughout the game? Whilst singing the American National Anthem! Would p*** them right off I reckon, and it would look fantastic on TV! The more I think about it, the funnier it is sounding. What does everyone reckon? Yey or Nay?

They're trying to get rid of Mbusema apparently to lower their wage bill. Maybe Sam could get him on the cheap? sounded like a cracking player when we first announced we were trying to get hold of him. By the way PB! Whats the name of the song you quote on your posts? It's off Ferris Buellers day off but I've never been able to find out the song title......... Could be a Karaoke classic!

It's a really weird feeling. Nothing belonging to me has ever been broken into before. God knows what it feels like to have your house broken into? Must have happened to a few people on here I guess, my heart goes out to you if it has!

I feel entered!

Left the wanderers kit on the back windscreen so it couldn't have been! And they decided against taking an Ian Brown CD in the glove department. Robbed by a chav with no taste!

Alpine stereo, Pioneer speakers and a load of CD's. Bust open the bloody boot and taken the lot. Insurance will pay out but with ??100 bloody excess. I thought Kent was supposed to be crime free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep your eye out for a player called Messi at Barca. He's gonna be a legend!

Peep show is class and no mistake!

I, (name), takes him, (name), be mine [opts: lawfully wedded] (husband/wife), my friend constant, my partner faithful and my love of this day remit. In the presence of God, to our family and friends, I ofere??-the my solemn oath be his faithful partner in illness and in health, in good time and in bad, and in joy as well as in sorrow. Love-read unconditionally, support-read in his goals, honor and respect him, I laugh with you and shout at you, and nourish him for contanto that we both will live. Well at least they got the shouting part right!

Was merely intended as a hilarious jape!

Just used the same software to translate the lyrics from Bohemian Rhapsody from English to Portuguese and then back into English! This is what it came up with! It is this the real life- is this fair fantasy- Grabbed a collapse- no flee of reality- Opens his Look of eyes to the heavens and sees- I am only a poor boy, I I need no compassion- Because I am easy comes, easy goes, A small high, small bass, anyway the strikes of wind, really does not import me, TO me To mam??e, only killed a man, Puts a gun against his head, Hauled my trigger, now he is dead, Mam??e, fair life had begun, But now was and play all distant- ooo of Mam??e, did Not want to said for do-read cry- Himself I am not bun again this time tomorrow- continues, continues, as itself nothing really questions- Too, my afternoon time came, trembles for bass to my spine- pain of the Body all the time, Good-bye everybody I received to go- should leave behind you all and faces the truth- ooo of Mam??e- (any wind strikes meanses) I am not going to die, I sometimes desire I never had been born absolutely- I see a silhouetto small of a man, Scaramouche, scaramouche go i-read does the fandango- Ray and very frightening lightning myself- Galileo, galileo, figaro-magnifico of Galileo of galileo of Galileo - But I am only a poor boy and nobody loves-me- is only a poor boy of a poor family- Exemption Him his life of this monstrosity- Easy comes easy goes-, goes i-read leaves-me go- Bismillah! not-, we not it will not leave you vai-deixa-me does not go will leave you vai-deixa-me does not go will leave goes leaves-me goes No,no,no,no,no,no,no Mam??e my, mam??e my, mam??e my leaves-me goes- Beelzebub has a devil puts of side for me, for me, for me- Then it thinks that you can stone me and I stick in my eye - Then thinks that you can love me and breaks me die- Oh baby-not can do this to me baby- should Only leave has only of stayed correct outta here- The nothing really imports, any a can see, Nothing really questions-, nothing really questions to me, Any half wind blow. ..

Next weeks Little Britain show in full. Sketch 1 - Gay Advisor to Prime Minister tells Kofi Annan "You're such a bitch" at UN Oil Food Programme inquiry with hilarious consequences! Sketch 2 - Old Lady wets herself AGAIN in the library whilst trying to loan a book. Sketch 3 - Dafyd organises pride march through town fully expecting to be alone. On his arrival, he is aghast to find 10 other blokes their dressed in Village People type clothing. "I'm the only gay in the village" he shouts. Sketch 4 - Ann is witness to a mugging and after giving a statement to the police is asked to give evidence in court. The judge asks, can you see the man you are describing here in court today?" "Eeh eeh eeeeeeh" She responds. Sketch 5 - Andy and Lou visit the fun-fair. "I want to go on the waltzer" says Andy. Lou is suprised. "But you dont like waltzers Andy, you said they make you feel sick and dizzy and you're afraid of the gypsies?" "Yeah I know" replies Andy. Lou goes over to the counter to buy two tokens, Whilst his back is turned, Andy jumps on the waltzer and starts spinning the cars around! Just as Lou is getting his change, Andy jumps back in his seat. Lou thinks he's been their all along! And so forth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Settle an inter-office arguement!

Well that was about as good as it got! Honestly, if you're going to hype something up like the BBC did, you've got to make sure it's going to live up to it! Now Rome on the other hand is CLASS! Have you seen that yet? Can heartily recommend it!