alibob

Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The Fairy Godmother replied "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: "I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother". The Fairy Godmother replied "It is the least I can do. What does your heart wish for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I was young and full of the beauty of youth again". At once, her wish having been desired, became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage had returned.Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigour and vitality began to course through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke: "You have one more wish, What shall you have?" Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner (you know what's coming next don't you?) and said: "I wish you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful and handsome young man".Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a young man, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet. The Fairy Godmother again spoke: "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life." And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, and said... > > > > > > > "I bet you're sorry you had my b*llocks chopped off now, aren't you?"

hello, sorry I havent been able to reply sooner, I've been very busy now im back at uni with all my essays. Have had no time for a social life, never mind time to visit the bars Love, Alibob ps you can keep them knickers I sent you

If, on the same night, two relatives were celebrating different birthdays, and having seperate parties ... which would you go to?

fantastic idea! too intelligent for the FA to take notice though. although the higher up team would just play for a draw.

shes a girl she knows nowt woho...we're halfway there tit

I just mean that people were critical of him last season, and now he's the best thing since sliced bread. it's a fickle game.

Davies has been great this season. As for what we'll think next season, well the past doesnt seem to count for much. people have forgotton about the perfomances of jay jay and campo last season. football's all about the here and now really.

did i say there was? O:) but we were never taught that at high school!!

somethings needs to be done really, and I dont think teaching kids how to give blow jobs is the answer. they reckon it could lower teenage pregnancy as its an alternative to sex, but be honest here.. its a prelude to it, it'll still lead to it.

exactly. if she couldnt talk to her mum, its good she had someone to turn to. its better that then her bringing an unwanted child into the world, who she couldnt give a decent life to.

we want to finish as high up the league as possible, it means more money. id never want bolton to lose, not even when its against arsenal and means utd wont win the championship. i love bolton more than i hate any other team

or the 'i dont eat breakfast' option?

aww, dont stress over it. i'll probably be the only person to chose that option anyway, and everyone will know its me!

can u add an option 'I haven't had the pleasure of seeing this film'. ta

ooh i wanna b a footballers wife!! but if i did, i'd b that gobby scouse one who got the nose job!

who watches it? i can watch that or stuttgart v chelsea? #-o

wanna help me do some work for media to see how u'd like it? (yes i am a lazy student)

thinkin bout me n zico? =; freak. ps i wont b havin any kids with garp, he should save his cherry for someone more special

so who voted yes?? :-s im think garp?

think i have the deciding vote here!! :-$ and no offence to lisa, im sure she's lovely, but i gotta make the most of it when i can get it, not sharin my bloke with anyone else!

what resolutions? O:) ive stuck to the 'drinkin less' one so far

of course! :D/

if we beat Villa, and do get to the final, who would you rather we play? If we get Boro, then theres more chance of us beating them. but Ricketts might feel he has a score to settle. If we get Arsenal, it'll be a better match to watch, but we are less likely to win. But aren't we guarenteed entry to Europe cos Arsenal will get there through finishing in the top 3? (hopefuly!!)

people like saddam should b killed. but then if theyd rather be killed, make them live. for Huntley, i say let him loose in the 'normal' prison bit, with the normal people, theyd do a proper good job of killin him

sure eidur would love to come back to us,after what we did for him. (by the way, we would take him on LOAN)