Zico

bollocks what goes around comes around makes the game what it is, interesting

best thing that'll happen mate trust me, I had two in a year got a better job both times

one word Fiona cock btw cast aside what you know already, Lisa looks alright in that picture, don't you agree?

should be reet with one of these

fook me I voted no as well 8-[

trust me, it's like a threesome with just lisa alone

i got laid two years ago which was good, that involved sticking two fingers up as well

we need a left back he'll do, should be fit and knows the premier league short term deal and all that

cocktease [-X

oh and btw...... :-# shit, resolutions and all that

villa be in right good form at the minute so steady on there alibob but theoretically speaking Boro

he comes here under the same cloud as Ballesta, Bobic, Andre and Jardel they did pretty much fack all, and two of them went on to be sh??thot resulting in the likes of fanzantan saying how he always said we should have bought them permanently I expect him to connect with a header that just goes over in his 5th appearance and then go onto win the golden boot and fifa player of the year next season, with someone else

has anyone seen today's Sun? the picture of the bloke who killed Sarah Payne? you could've hung him just for looking like a pead scary man

no they might get one wrong

seriously, why the fook would he sign for spurs he wouldn't if he leaves it's to play in the champions league he's 30 now and spurs can't offer him anything we can't

Davies - 5 goals, gets stuck in, tracks back, 100% everytime after that I'd say Nicky Hunt

Happy and Casino's meeting about users on the board goes well

that's confirmed it for me no place for runners up

trust me cos i know pk went up his own arse and insists that pheonix nights is credited to him only, and will not allow any one else's name to appear on it this has pissed off everyone else involved but they can't grumble as without pk the rest would be nothing shite but that's the way it is

contorverisal but as stand up i think they are both shit in that they do the same act over and over and over and over and over again first time i saw each very good but they share the same jokes and kay nicked skinners jokes on his tour pheonix nights is good but they should get some new jokes as stand up

hope you've done your research this time and not picked up two companies that have recently merged or something

one near us had there's up mid october and it was like the Griswald's in National Lampoon's class

can we find out who voted for Harry Enfield and have them banned? he's about as funny as syphillis

Harry fookin Enfield? where's Brasseye? The Day today? Partridge? something has gone horribly wrong here

quick note to those who haven't been down the Lane before if you look on the back of your ticket, it will lead you to believe that Seven Sisters is the nearest tube station it may well be, however, last season's game ko'd at 4.05pm and we got to Seven Sisters at 3.55pm anticipating a swift shandy and be in the ground just after kick off we got there at 4.30 after a swift walk, a run and a bus ride the point being, it's nowhere fookin near the ground