Everything posted by Widnes Two Hats
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Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery
Courvoisier, keep away from Metexa 😄😄😄
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Holidays
Im off to Crete end of September hope it's been lifted by then. Was in Corfu once and it was voting day so all the bars had to shut, anyhow we just went in bars via the back doors, I'm sure the Greeks will still be open just not officially
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Belgium in November
Well flights booked, out Friday night back Monday night, day after flights booked Belgium is 14 days self isolation, typical
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Biffo
We kidnapped him in Lisbon, we were in the town centre and on our way down to the docks and I said 'Are you coming down the docks Biffo' he said 'No Widders it's my bed time' I said 'Get in the fucking taxi' Anyhow he did, and got the round in at the first bar Silly old cunt Be good Biffo and I'm sure we'll all see you soon
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Belgium in November
Why would you drive you lunatic, return flights from Manchester are about £60, half of our lot wanted to go by ferry, fuck that were in Friday out Monday
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Belgium in November
I've been told to plan our route, any idea which ground we'll be playing at?
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BLM
Exactly, they could have all had Kick It Out on the back of their shirts and got on both knees and prayed for the black people who were killed by BLM whilst they were, rioting, looting and burning local businesses The FA and Premiership reps could have been allocated to each player and give it them up the rusty bullett hole whilst Sky filmed it all
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BLM
Kier Starmer was on his knees last week for photo opportunities, several dats later he's on BBC disavowing BLM's policies, should have bothered to look into this before you surrendered you spineless fucker. Along with the Premier League, why they are getting involved with Potitical Groups is beyond me. Especially ones as mentle as BLM
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Happy Fathers Day Cock Bandits
I'm off to see the owd chap shortly and off work tomorrow so let the fruit of the vine flow Have a good one Twitter clogg dancers
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MSJ Lads & Girls
Sister Barbara was an utter cunt, I thought she'd died years ago
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Tommy Robinson
Fight club ssshhhhhhh
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Tommy Robinson
He's having a piss at the side of it, he aint pissing on it or spray painting it or making some politial statement, just having a piss. is OK, fuck sake stop using symantics. Pissing on a monunemt and taking a selfie is cunts work, being desperate for a piss aint the same as you know
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Tommy Robinson
How many Bolton trips have you been on Jules and not seen this?
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Tommy Robinson
And do you think that Nope Not Hate and Sidiqs comments about the lads coming to London is accurate?
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Tommy Robinson
So say everybody who was going is far right thug? The DLFA actually support BLM core beliefs, but its not BLM is it, it's Antifa/Rebellion/Ararchist/ thugs Did he say that the BLM protests who injured 30 police officers far left?
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Tommy Robinson
And I'd say 90% of the far right thugs I knock about with probably vote Labour
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Tommy Robinson
I'm absolutely amazed at Sadiq Khan and the media calling 100 football lads going to London to protect Statues from (filthy cunts) far right, I knock about with loads of lads who go to football, wear Adidas trainers and CP/Stone Island stuff and I dont know any of them who are far right or racist. I go watching England all over the world and anyone who says anything racist is called out immediately. The England lads police themselves. What utter bollocks. The majority of Bolton supporters are far right if we're using this idiology
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Tommy Robinson
If somebody spat in my face they'd be getting a right hander, fucking student wanker
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Pissed up purchases
Fuck knows never been, I'm E3, this is my next door neighbours in E4 https://www.booking.com/hotel/eg/aqua-palms-resort-qesm-hurghada.en-gb.html
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Pissed up purchases
Never even been to it
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Pissed up purchases
An apartment in Egypt
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Dave Greenfield/Stranglers
Been out with Hugh Cornwell a couple of times, went for a curry with him in Liverpool and his after party in Amsterdam where he bollocked me cause I drank all his wine, also stayed up with him all night in his hotel when he played Widnes, he said that JJ was off the rails and scared him which was the main reason he left in 90, but he did say that Dave Greenfield was the only one he kept in touch with, he's a miserable cunt at times so his short piece doesnt surprise me
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Holidays
I'd tell you to go to Skopolos instead but you dont do ferries so I'm wasting my time, you continue to do commercial Greece
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Dave Greenfield/Stranglers
Shame they wont be playing later in the year, better than the Jam, Sex Pistols etc, I shall miss them