Widnes Two Hats

I'd love to know why Battaash doesn't run like that everytime, absolutely unbeatable. Course record too Anyhow, good day at the bookies

Stradavarius is ace, absolutely love that horse, never fails and another £1M bonus for him

😀😀😀😀 I'm having that one

Right, made myself a cup of tea and sat down for an afternoon of racing I've had the following bets Betfred 15.00Threat 2/1 15.35 10 Sovereigns @ 7/4 Skybet 14.25 Stradivarius & 15.35 10 Sovereigns Double 11/4 14.25 Stradivarius, 15.00 Treat & 15.35 Battaash (in case 10 sovereigns doesn't win) 10/1 Total spent £350, when the final race is over, I shall walking to the York hotel where I shall be drinking until I soil myself

There's no such thing as gay sex, it's just lazyiness

LSD is virtually harmless so I'm off into town to buy some Never tried heroin as I think I'd like it too much, same with crack

Jordan Peterson has just left me a message on my mobile https://storage.googleapis.com/vox_prod/2019-08-22-10-58-42_529468ea-613d-44d7-ae8b-6ba9016812ab.mp3

Bassini said he was getting rid of Parky, when the administrators are arrested tomorrow by the Serious Fraud Squad you'll all know he was telling the truth 😀😀😀

I've been reading Fanny5 and he puts himself over as an expert but basically everything he says in nonsense and completely made up based on his own opinion, mind you there's over a 1000 pages of horseshit

Download Zammo's 'Just say No' onto his on her phone when they are not looking, then keep ringing them, if that doesn't work buy cheap bags of coke and trade them with your friend for all their valuables

Best way to get her/him off Cocaine is buy them some heroin, they'll soon forget about the Bolivian Marching powder Hope that helps

Was just listening to talksport, Alan Brazil to Sam 'Who's the best penalty taker you worked with' Sam 'As a manager it was Mark Noble, always cool as a cucumber and never practiced penalties, as a player it was Frank Worthington, he used to go up to the keeper and say 'Which side do you want me to put it in' the keeper would tell him and he'd put it in that side, the keepers still couldn't save them even though they knew which side it was going in' Quality

Have I accidently walked into the Blue Oyster Bar

Say what you like about Iles but his live indepth reporting from the court is surpassed by none 1:02pm The verdict will be delivered at 3pm. 11:03am Case about to begin...

Got a free ticket to watch The Who due to a last minute drop out, I was only going to watch Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros who were the support then I was going to shoot off anyhow, thought I'd stay and watch the Who's first couple of songs, best band I ever saw live, needless to say I stayed til the end, even through the encores

Is Alan Fudson somebody off here? if not he seems to be following this thread Alan Fudson @reluctantThicko How am I suppose to bullshit people if they keep coming out telling the truth!!

I use them daily, only problem I have is it being hacked, usually on a Saturday afternoon when there's load of money going on the big televised races, put it down as a Betfair balls up, bookmakers don't seem to have the best IT teams, assume they pay the traders loads and IT shit all

This made me smile, sums up Nixon and Iles Alan Fudson @reluctantThicko You can hear me here getting my exclusives with future Bolton chairwoman. I don’t have sources. I get it straight from their mouths. I asked Sharron if it had been done. She didn’t say yes. It’s not been done yet

This is my favourite photo from Saturday, Antifa clown masked up but doesn't seem to have considered that the police may be able to identify him by his pink hair

And whilst we're doing stab in the darks, anybody been to Plzen, just trying to sort our Jollyboys out for October for the England match

Long time since I camped but Shell Island in North Wales was great last time I was there, great beach, camp fires and a bar/cafe/restaurant on site but as I say over 10 years ago

Anybody with #FBPE after their name automatically wins it

Dan and Kate came on holiday with us a couple of years ago so we took them over to Skorpios in a boat and said 'That's where Royal White used to work' 😄😄

Been on Skorpios a few times before he leased the Island, I'm assuming the one parked in Nidri last year was his old one

Bizarrely enough there was one in Holland too of all places