Everything posted by Widnes Two Hats
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Universal Credit
They should be given a shoeing then glued to a plane, preferably one going to Jamaica
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Terror Attacks
He left a letter of confession saying what? And what the fucking hell are right-wing conspiracy theories? Was he saying he wanted Germany to leave the EU?
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Terror Attacks
I was referring to the BBC's inconsistant reporting rather than if he was actually a far right terrorist actually.
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Terror Attacks
So despite killing himself and his mother he's immediately a far right terrorist and not mentally ill?
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Extinction people
If they get found guilty, they should be sentenced to a shoeing then be glued to a plane
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Going On A Stakeout
I walked passed the Griffin the other day and had to smile to myself at the sign outside 'Strictly No Riff Raff Allowed'
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The Wanderer
Casino was one of the top boys on The Wanderer
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Road to Cheltenham
Altior was magnificent today, that last half furlong was a joy to watch
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Mistaken Identity.
Some girl mistook me for a minger shagger last night in Barristers
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Coventry away
Twats, 91st minute
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The Beeb
Cold obviously it's winter and if you live in a bunalow, throw the piss though your letterbox. Get some lollysticks and shit on them, then push them throught your letterbox as well, just in case they try and post something
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The Beeb
Dont pay your licence fee and chuck a pan full of piss out of your top window it the person knocking at the door is unknown to you
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Donald Dead Cat On Is Head Trump
The democrates are fucking halfwits, coming dressed in white the surrender colour. And Pelosi was pathetic ripping the speech up. Trump will piss the election in the same way that the conservatives did here, because the opposition is so dreadful
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Barcelona
Get in Flaherty's Irish bar and drink youself unconscious or until you soil yourself, whichever comes first
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The Beeb
I probably watch more stuff on Youtube than I do the BBC so scrap it, no licence fee, I'll pay my £8.99 a month to Netflix and my £25 a quarter to IPTV
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Terror Attacks
I'd do her up the shitter And probably her front bottom too
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Taxi accounts / Uber
Uber are a piece of piss to use and I use them all the time, in fact I opened the app in Abufeira when I was pissed up last year and an uber driver came and picked me up within a couple of minutes, fancy that. In Wigan I couldn't get an uber driver at all
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Terror Attacks
Diane Abbott is a pig though so different set of rules apply
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Division 4 Memories
Exeter away on a Tuesday night, spent the day on the piss in Torquay. Remember there being bushes in the away end Got home about 5am and had to get up for work at 7am. Made it to work but went for a quick power nap in one of the cubicles in the toilets, woke up around lunch time.
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McGinlay podcast
There also Gerry Taggart, Aaron Wilbraham, David Norris and David Thompson podcasts on Undr the Cosh for anybody interested in watching more ex bolton player interviews
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Legal Marijuana
Gange is one of the best performing stocks about, if it gets legalised in the UK get your money invested, sell your underpants on ebay and go commando for a couple of years
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Vienna 2rd June
Just booked 8 flights to Bratislava, booking another 8 tomorrow Minibuses an hour from Slovakia to Vienna Get bent
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This Virus Doing The Rounds
I was pissed for 6 weeks so only noticed it last week. Anadin Extra sorted it out in no time
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Another Muslim Grooming Gang
Nazir Afzal former Chief of the North West CPS made the following statement during a BBC interview in October 2018 ' "You may not know this, but back in 2008, the Home Office sent a circular to all Police forces in the country saying, 'As far as these young girls who are being exploited in towns and cities, we beieve that they have made an informed choice about their sexual behaviour and therefore it is not for you police officers to get involved in' If that's the landscape coming from the top down in 2008, rest assured all agencies are going to listen to it." And why do the media insist on calling them Asian grooming gangs, they are Pakistani and Bangladeshi men, the chinese aren't involved nor the Koreans