Widnes Two Hats

Get in Flaherty's Irish bar and drink youself unconscious or until you soil yourself, whichever comes first

I probably watch more stuff on Youtube than I do the BBC so scrap it, no licence fee, I'll pay my £8.99 a month to Netflix and my £25 a quarter to IPTV

I'd do her up the shitter And probably her front bottom too

Uber are a piece of piss to use and I use them all the time, in fact I opened the app in Abufeira when I was pissed up last year and an uber driver came and picked me up within a couple of minutes, fancy that. In Wigan I couldn't get an uber driver at all

Diane Abbott is a pig though so different set of rules apply

Exeter away on a Tuesday night, spent the day on the piss in Torquay. Remember there being bushes in the away end Got home about 5am and had to get up for work at 7am. Made it to work but went for a quick power nap in one of the cubicles in the toilets, woke up around lunch time.

There also Gerry Taggart, Aaron Wilbraham, David Norris and David Thompson podcasts on Undr the Cosh for anybody interested in watching more ex bolton player interviews

Gange is one of the best performing stocks about, if it gets legalised in the UK get your money invested, sell your underpants on ebay and go commando for a couple of years

Just booked 8 flights to Bratislava, booking another 8 tomorrow Minibuses an hour from Slovakia to Vienna Get bent

I was pissed for 6 weeks so only noticed it last week. Anadin Extra sorted it out in no time

Nazir Afzal former Chief of the North West CPS made the following statement during a BBC interview in October 2018 ' "You may not know this, but back in 2008, the Home Office sent a circular to all Police forces in the country saying, 'As far as these young girls who are being exploited in towns and cities, we beieve that they have made an informed choice about their sexual behaviour and therefore it is not for you police officers to get involved in' If that's the landscape coming from the top down in 2008, rest assured all agencies are going to listen to it." And why do the media insist on calling them Asian grooming gangs, they are Pakistani and Bangladeshi men, the chinese aren't involved nor the Koreans

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Looks like it was a show of face from Iran, no casualties.

Fox is miles better than the other news stations

News is on, looks like I'm not going to bed for at least a few hours

Parr Hall, saw loads of bands there Is it still open?

It was your postings rather than any posters but ok. I'll put it down to mental health

Ah OK, I just assumed you were always pissed

You normally are though aren't you? Or have I missed something?

I'm liking your replies more by the day

If he'd have submitted his claim 3 weeks earlier he'd have been compensated for his toiletries and food costs the fucking móng

The fund that was set up was through the public's donations and was £20K, it was split between The Old Picture House, The Arches, The Anvil and the Sun Anvil. Bolton Council sent letters out to all residents in the 4 apartment blocks, there was a claims form attached and a date that the forms had to be submitted by. 54 residents claimed and they got £370 each. Submitting a claim 3 weeks after the deadline shows what a clown he is

If he sat in the same clothes for 6 days then it's because he's a fucking tramp. Irwell Valley were letting people into the Old Picture House from Monday onwards. Also the fund he's claiming for was £20K to cover peoples out of pocket expenses, fuck all to do with depression, he's clearly a knobhead and should be beaten upon sight.

I'm getting cunted on Ketamine for a week

LA's not all it's cracked up to be, get down to San Diego then go over the border into Tijuana and get cunted with the LA kids. It's the craziest place I've ever been, absolute mayhem