fishbulb

the cat

Tramps. Used to see loads of 'em back in the day. I don't mean yer Big Issue style 'homeless' types. I mean REAL tramps with beards and 20 year old pants held up wi' string and those special tramp suntans! Always walking along that disused railway line that I see has now been filled in.

Contradiction in terms or oxymoron?

If you keep your finger on the shift key you still keep getting exclamation marks instead of number ones. Just for your future reference, like...

Yeah, pretty much my thoughts too. Shame really as it's now 'ok' to like him as he doesn't play for the lovely red shirted lads down the road (bless 'em).

Who're you calling 'deffo', spotty?

and me! Plus the first 20 seconds of the first half.

With Alibob on that one despite being surrounded by the 6 finger mob. I'm no fan of dirty Leeds either, though... I wouldn't shed a tear at Rovers going down but I must say that local derbies against 'em have been, er, spicy - esp the last one! It'd be just bloody typical if they do go down then Burnley go to Div 2. Now that would be an interesting local derby. Went to one once but sadly Burnley got pasted.

On meeting The Queen,George Bush turns to her and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom" The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ". Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".