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Hmmm. Sadly that one about glass houses and stones springs to mind here...

If you're confused by L A confidenial wait till you see Donnie Darko...

I notice that they're a 'special price' of a quid more on rivals....

My point exactly in the 'Fadiga' thread. Sooo ragging risky.

Huh? How do you get new order?

Yep, both correct. A virgin thatcher - c'mon now, it's doing my head in!!

Ok, the only one I haven't got is: a virgin thatcher Help!

It's one of those quizzes where you get clues like 'Pale serpent' ='Whitesnake' and I'm struggling with the following so any help greatfully recieved: Oysters annoyed by heavy traffic Lion talker Back to normal Distribute equally Barbie was even on 100 Stealing the England captains meat Stunted growth Young men selling mice Never ending duo Possibly great Toilet lecture Contributing to car safety Several raincoats found in the cemetary Clergyman in long dress Georgeous but northern Soft fabric in the tube A virgin thatcher In Wonderland just like that Lumbar puncture Stop Jock & stop jock Babies on the slab Germany with coronary regulators

Sam's supposed to be deciding whether to stick with him or not next week. Personally I can't realistically see that he has much choice but to let him go. OK Fadiga might be happy to play and take the risk but if something happened and he croaked on the pitch .... Just doesn't seem like he has an option to me.

Brandwood St Hayward Grammar

King Kurt, eh? Bloody hell, I remember them. Flat tops a go go.

Look what HMV have got in! http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/displayProduct..._n=CD_mn_081204

Is the answer Mixu? He's got to be fairly sweaty sockish by now.

"Harry and Velimir, oo!" Just doesn't have the same ring to it somehow...

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm ask her for 'nuts'....

If it's changed to lookylikeys then I think the Pascal Cygan/Al Murray the pub landlord one takes some beating. And talking of taking some beating that talentless pussy Gary Neville looks like he hit every branch whilst falling from the proverbial tree....

No, I believe she met him in a pub.

Has it not worked out for Felgate at Axfords then??

Sporting Lesbian #-o

Dear John?

Personally I'm quite happy for other managers to say they don't like the way we play. It puts them in a negative frame of mind for when we do play them. And then we stuff 'em!

I'm there with 2 of my kids plus a mate who supports Leeds and his lad who did support Roverrrs but has now seen the light and wants a Wanderers shirt for Christmas! I think I did a good job there ....

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes & eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?!" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ...whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,"he eats everything in sight, the little git. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds some peanuts, and again sticks them up his butt, before pulling them out, and eating them. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and some peanuts up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

Sounds good - let's see a pic first though.

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