fishbulb

Eidur liked to have seen him still playing for us.

http://www.heaven666.org/galleries/asian_t..._bouncining.php

Don't get Eidur down. See what I did there?

Bobby (syca) moore

We'd be a bit shafted, wouldn't we? I'm sure plenty of other clubs would be in the same boat.

No, Julius Ceaser's not too well though...

Just read this: (apologies if its a Ms Ellis Bexter moment) http://www.thewanderer.co.uk/phpBB2/viewto...opic.php?t=1535

"But why do you hate Manchester United?"

Eye

Two men with their hands on little pricks.

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That the one up near Bold Venture?

Whereabouts in 'Darren' are you?

http://www.barclaysfootball.co.uk/game.htm

With you on that one. Poss start a new song too: Sha la la la la Vaz Te!

Darwen in NSU too! :D/

and how fecking hard, in this day and age, is it to organise ONLINE ticket sales FFS???

EH? He wasn't on last night....

Arse!

Hmm?

it's this bloke's birthday so he has a fancy dress party with one rule: come as an emotion. So the big night arrives, and there's a knock at the door, and it's one of his friends. She's wearing a green catsuit with a red "N" and "V" on the front "what have you come as?" he says. "I'm green with envy", "Very good, in you go" A few minutes later, there's another knock at the door, and it's a girl wearing a pink catsuit, with a feather duster in her hand. "what're you?, he says "I'm tickled pink" she replies and goes in. Anyway, the party gets going and about half an hour later, there's another knock at the door. And it's his friends Paddy and Mick, who he met in Dublin. Now they're stark naked. Totally nude except paddy has his tackle in a bowl of birds custard, and Mick has his todger stuck in a piece of fruit. "What the hell are you two doing? i said come as an emotion..." Paddy replies... "well i'm f**kin dis custard, and he's come in dis pear."

Close but no cigar.

Think "Aaargh! Kiss of death!" when they read about Nobby saying we can stay unbeaten to the end of the season.

Following my confident 'Us 2 smoggies nowt' forecast I will abstain!