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Parental adivisory etc etc Pretty funny though: http://www.killsometime.com/humor/humor.as...asp?humor=FWord

Fengshui - how do you suck Ron Jeremy's cock, then?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital. A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family. Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem. What do you call a cat with no tail? A manx cat. Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas. How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One. Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed. Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.' Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off. Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

Yes we are 5th, a massive, massive acheivement. However this does not mean that mistakes or poor performances or strange substitution decisions cannot be commented on. Booing at the end of the match is obviously fecking ridiculous and totally out of order. Constructive criticism or even skewed and biased opinionated comments amongst fellow fans on a supporters website is fair enough IMHO. If fact I'd say it was necessary. It'd be piss poor if we were all like sheep and all followed the 'party line' all the time. That said, I still think that Fantanzan fella is a dick.

Nervy 2-1er to us.

Paddy Power were offering 1000-1 on that. True!

Might be a few there. Could only get tickets for South side lower for 4 (family tickets) together, this dinner time.

Yep, I heard it was number two's. Eeuuuuwww!!!

I thought this post was going to be about young girls wearing short skirts and crop tops. Damn.

Just United for me.

El Hadji DUFF (doh)

Doggy seeks Pussy.

I can generally do ok on climbs and I felt pretty good there (masochist). It was the descent which did me. I have a dodgy foot so I can't be too reckless or else I'll fcuk it up again. So I'm running with the 'brakes on' coming down. Plus that concrete bit REALLY batters your feet doesn't it? Results here: http://www.race-results.co.uk/results/2005/pike05.htm

Cheers. Not too shabby yerself. Out on the town? Nah, tucked into a wine box with the missus. That's me in the yellow, above. Doesn't look dead hard and painful does it?!

24:32 Quite pleased with that as it's 2 minutes faster than I did in '99, the only other time I've done it. Also I did an all day Mountain bike ride round Todmorden and Hebden the day before. It's a brutal bugger isn't it? The last bit on the road goes on forever! Got a big blister on one heel and my legs are a bit toasted but not too bad, all things considered.

Hopey - well done, mate. I never saw you but you beat me by 12 seconds!

Chemical warfare or their version of 'viva Las vegas' "even if I run outta speed I won't sleep a minute away.."

Darwen Dashers. Dunno if anyone else from the club is doing it. Anyway, have a good one mate.

Who do you run for? This'll be the first race I've done in about 2 years. Did this one in '99. Seem to remember it hurt then!

Happy days, eh! I'm going up Saturday aft doing Rivi pike fell race. The only fighting I'll be doing will be for breath.

Eidur liked to have seen him still playing for us.

http://www.heaven666.org/galleries/asian_t..._bouncining.php

Don't get Eidur down. See what I did there?