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Has he had his anal gland squeezed? Sounds horrific and is but that is another reason Pugs farts fucking stink. I suggest the vets having a go rather than yourself... Doesn't matter what we feed ours his farts are horrendous anyway. And he's got attachment issues. Wont be getting another once he's gone.

It's in Swan business centre Swan Lane..

He did. . They are brilliant and as you say miles cheaper.

Yep.

Not a problem you'll need to add chilli powder to taste though I'll grab one now 15 quid just ask at window or ring shop 👍

Haha glad you enjoyed it pal I thanks for the kind words!! Which curry did you have English or spicy?

Either or pal we prefer phone orders then nobody is hanging round outside. Still serving from a hatch on chorley new road. Number is 07854 875274 save searching 😁👍

Couple of flagons of old rosie for this soldier today. Could shit my pants later.

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Nice one. Where from?

Has he got a pub in Horwich??

I'm at the point now where I'll spend a fortune...canned and bottled beers depress me 😂

I need a pint of bitter. Not some arty farty shite. Bog standard stuff. Please point me in the right direction? If I have to buy a pump and a new fucking garage to keep it in I will....

Some picky fuckers on here don't think I'd be complaining if they were tickling my thighs...

Fuck that. 5 tonne digger in winter. I'll take it down to the mantle.

I'll have a nosey anyway need a couple of non aldi things anyway 😁

I've missed this. I shall have a mooch. Quite like magners in a massed produced kind of way. Super session cider 👍

But how do you weed it? Doesn't matter how carefully you lift it still breaks off from the root.

Dug a veg patch over int garden. Beans peas carrots and onions. Fucking mares tail has enveloped the lot. How do you get rid of the twat?

Been hoist by my own petard. No scrumpy in horwich aldi. I windmilled.

Had a day off the ale yesterday. Mainly because I'd drank so much the day before (father in laws funeral) and the mere thought of alcohol imbibing was enough to dry wretch. Plus the dangly thing in the back of my throat was the size of my ball bag. Never again. Til 6pm anyway.

How many have made a profile on Fabswingers.com then? 😎

Grim.

Just bought another slab of the aforementioned scrumpy and a litre bottle of cooking vodka (she mixes it with lemonade and blackcurrant). £30 ish including mixers. That's a Tuesday nip to local for a couple price. Belting. Although I do have to sup it with her chatting shit to me rather than some other cunt.

Forget all that elderberry and grapefruit hues shite. Aldi scrumpy 6% £2.49 for 4 cans. I only noticed it was 6% this morning as I lay on my kitchen floor. Fucking hell.