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Living off the land

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Sorrel- got some in amongst our herbs etc and it's grown and spread, so we though we'd try some in amongst a salad with last night's meal.

Huge mistake. Bubbly guts very soon after and stomach ache since.

Had a read up on it, and it turns out such effects can be suffered in some circumstances!

Foragers must be brave, hardy or stupid!

Anyone ever eaten something they shouldn't have? 

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  • Tonge moor green jacket
    Tonge moor green jacket

    Probably were- you need to cook them first or they can fuck you up.

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    Beetroot is the fruit of the devil. Or is it a veg? Either way, only satan consumes such evil.

17 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Sorrel- got some in amongst our herbs etc and it's grown and spread, so we though we'd try some in amongst a salad with last night's meal.

Huge mistake. Bubbly guts very soon after and stomach ache since.

Had a read up on it, and it turns out such effects can be suffered in some circumstances!

Foragers must be brave, hardy or stupid!

Anyone ever eaten something they shouldn't have? 

Do tampon strings count?

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5 minutes ago, Spider said:

Do tampon strings count?

Only if you swallow.

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Only if you swallow.

In that case, no. Spat it out and cracked on.

My mam bought me a bag of Treets in the cinema when i was a kid, never honked as much in my life. I took my son to Everton and got him a tumbler of Pringles and went in Dixie Dean's bar on London Rd after the match, he was throwing up all over the pub.

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My mate has an allotment, after about three or four years hard graft it was, until now, actually producing stuff. 

Problem is it all comes at once (ooer) and it's cost him thousands in shit (quite literally in some instances) to get it going and productive. 

His tomatoes are fucking top notch though - as are probably a lot of greenhouse grown ones done DIY style here. It's definitely a long term project though. 

Incidentally, how long has the Dancer's been a Holt's pub? I must be really observant as I've gone past it at least once a week the past three summers and only just twigged. 

Scoffed loads of what we thought were elderberries once as a sprog. Christ knows what they were but never spent as long on the bog -both ends 

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1 minute ago, Biggish Dave said:

Scoffed loads of what we thought were elderberries once as a sprog. Christ knows what they were but never spent as long on the bog -both ends 

Probably were- you need to cook them first or they can fuck you up.

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This reminds me. Very shortly, elderflowers will be out. Making yourself some cordial is piss easy, and it's absolutely fucking delicious. Extremely refreshing on a hot day when made with sparkling water from the fridge.

Or in a long drink with gin etc.

54 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

My mate has an allotment, after about three or four years hard graft it was, until now, actually producing stuff. 

Problem is it all comes at once (ooer) and it's cost him thousands in shit (quite literally in some instances) to get it going and productive. 

His tomatoes are fucking top notch though - as are probably a lot of greenhouse grown ones done DIY style here. It's definitely a long term project though. 

Incidentally, how long has the Dancer's been a Holt's pub? I must be really observant as I've gone past it at least once a week the past three summers and only just twigged. 

Mammie Rudy has an allotment near the dancers, rhubarb, radish, tomatoes she’s shit hot with 

It's nice up there - some of the older holders turn a blind eye to my mate's herbal rollups as he potters about. 

24 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

This reminds me. Very shortly, elderflowers will be out. Making yourself some cordial is piss easy, and it's absolutely fucking delicious. Extremely refreshing on a hot day when made with sparkling water from the fridge.

Or in a long drink with gin etc.

Seen I think Feargal-Whittington make some sparkling wine with them on the telly. 

'Tache off the Chateau thing too. 

Looked nice - I believe the birds eat the berries though so, harvesting the flowers means depriving our feathered friends. 

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

It's nice up there - some of the older holders turn a blind eye to my mate's herbal rollups as he potters about. 

She’s Jamaican so you’ll be reet 

I'm alreet anyway haha - gives me the fear any of this terrace grown super duper hybrid shit. 

I get stoned by osmosis now - only have to be in the same room. 

I have wondered about a few plots up there but, nah, everyone sticks to the legal vegetation. 

Dug a veg patch over int garden. Beans peas carrots and onions. Fucking mares tail has enveloped the lot. How do you get rid of the twat?

Last year I grew green beans and peas. I don't t know if it was because I grew them myself but they tasted better than anything I would get from the supermarket. Anyway, this year I've got a crop of beetroot on the go. Im not even a fan of the stuff. Won't be ready for harvesting until late autum.  Dont know what I'm going to do with all if it's successful. Place your orders now.

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Beetroot is the fruit of the devil. Or is it a veg? Either way, only satan consumes such evil.

It's a superfood - full of cyanosommats. 

35p for a vaccum pack at HB. 

Keeps one young and virile. 

2 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Beetroot is the fruit of the devil. Or is it a veg? Either way, only satan consumes such evil.

I'll put you down for a dozen then.

I love beetroot. But it's as messy as fuck. Looks like you've committed a murder after cutting one up.

8 minutes ago, blackleywhite said:

Dug a veg patch over int garden. Beans peas carrots and onions. Fucking mares tail has enveloped the lot. How do you get rid of the twat?

You don't. 

Don't dig it in, cut it up - comes back tenfold. Don't compost it either. 

In the normal bin or burn it (after weeding). 

3 minutes ago, Traf said:

I love beetroot. But it's as messy as fuck. Looks like you've committed a murder after cutting one up.

Stained the worktop in our old House, looked liked we’d try to cover it up. Surprised the buyers didn’t want the patio digging up 

17 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You don't. 

Don't dig it in, cut it up - comes back tenfold. Don't compost it either. 

In the normal bin or burn it (after weeding). 

But how do you weed it? Doesn't matter how carefully you lift it still breaks off from the root.

Apparently root goes down feet, it's impossible to weed effectively - just got to keep on top of it and hope it dies back - but treat it as hazardous waste once weeded, don't compost it or dump it anywhere on your plot, bin it or burn it. 

Aye, Mrs TMGJ told me similar. Keep pulling them up in as long a piece as possible. The root will eventually weaken but it will take donkeys years for that to happen. 
 

You’re stuck with them - welcome to my world

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