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Watch out in Lapa, that place is dodgy. Guns and rapings galore, I'm not exaggerating either. I went to the Vasco de Gama vs Fluminense in the Campeonato Brasileiro back in 2010, 80k+ attendance, great atmosphere and the last game before the Maracana refurbishment was started ahead of the WC next year.

Fail Sick (As in good?!) You're not an American you complete cretin, don't copy those morons!

It's obviously not true without being backed up with ITK FACT etc....

What is? The Semi Final or the potential replay?

Now this is a question I've always wondered, do ugly people find ugly people attractive or is it just that they know they can't do any better?

The guy deserves a medal, those are an horrendous looking bunch of women!

Maybe I'm confusing it with somewhere else then, I thought it was a strip club with 'extras' but again I've not frequented the said gentlemans establishment. Went in a brothel in Madrid by accident, now that was an experience, we only wanted to see a few mucky strippers!

Different person then, maybe he's done a few who've been left wanting a little more!

Does the girl you know work at a company starting with the letter B?

I think this is more of a brothel though isn't it?

Sorry to disappoint you, however rumour has it, he's got a small cock (from a bird he shagged in his Blackburn days)!

There's both, never been to the blue though.

You need to go to the Red Leopard in Leeds, that'll change your mind! Come to think of it, not been for a while.....

Until you're on the spit!

I'm waiting to see if the Tsunami hits Hawaii or not, supposed to land at 13:10 GMT. My mate has been put on alert to fly out to Japan as part of the Fire Brigades search and rescue team, it'd going to be one hell of a clean up task.

I remember being in that Irish Pub in Madrid for the Atletico game, there was some blonde piece in there the night before the game, ended up getting her number and generally did nothing with it due to being absolutely shitters. The Madrid police quickly sobered us up though, it's amazing what a good crack by a police baton can do to sober you up. Anyhow, I digress, she was fit though, big norks too

Now this one really fucks me off, absolute mongtards, get a life!

I'd be there all week if that happens, the fatties and the fugly have been erased from my memory forever (for sanity reasons).

Probably, I don't really care about that though

I try my hardest not to do it, but can't seem to step thinking about past conquests whilst on the job with the missus. I'm pretty certain it's normal, but can't help thinking I might need to share my love around. I'm sure there are plenty of wrong un's on here to add their views on this.

Haggle, I'm sure they'd rather sell you the pitch for ?1,500 than not make any money at all.

People did and got ripped off, the first in make money and the rest get screwed over - greed does crazy things to people. I seem to remember some bird from the Apprentice who got caught on BBC Watchdog for setting them up.

Looks like lots of research and maybe monitoring of things for the time being is best, I'll register for an iii account too while I'm at it though. Out of interest, the girlfriends brother works for JP Morgan in the trader remit (I'm not sure of his exact job to be honest), could I gain any financial benefit from this legally?

As a complete novice I'd like to know more about the stockmarket, can you advise on any learning materials / key terminology on how a deal takes place,fees involved etc?