Discuss.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366073/Serial-dad-Keith-Macdonald-fathers-11th-child-16.html

He doesn't look like he's got 11 shags in him.

 

 

 

 

P.S. Tyne & Wear & Greggs. There's not much else to be said really.

Mr Macdonald, who has met most of his conquests at bus stops

 

The pair met in 2009 after he wooed her with a lunch from Greggs the bakers.

Edited March 14, 201115 yr by bwfcryan86

cut his fuckin nob off.

 

 

 

in fact no, rip it off with mole grips.

Edited March 14, 201115 yr by HomerJay

He likes his big uns.

He likes his big uns.

 

Shows you don't need a flash car and loads of cash, to pull gash consistently

fuck me thay all look alike

Do you mean his, ahem, 'conquests' or north east wimmin in general?

Surely using the word 'conquest' implies that he had to put some effort into pulling them, I don't think much effort was needed......

I bet he didnt even have to bother washing his cock first.

 

 

The guy deserves a medal, those are an horrendous looking bunch of women!

I wonder if he lists his occupation as "Buffalo Hunter"?

He's got chubby chasing down to a fine art.

 

Couple of corned beef pasties & he's getting his cock wet.

The guy deserves a medal, those are an horrendous looking bunch of women!

 

he's not exactly a bronzed sex god is he??? These ugly bastards shouldn't be allowed to reproduce unless they can afford too!

These ugly bastards shouldn't be allowed to reproduce

 

that's better

that's better

 

 

Me and thee managed it OK

just to clarify, separately

he's not exactly a bronzed sex god is he??? These ugly bastards shouldn't be allowed to reproduce unless they can afford too!

Now this is a question I've always wondered, do ugly people find ugly people attractive or is it just that they know they can't do any better?

Me and thee managed it OK

 

that would be one fuck ugly love child!

Mummy! Daddy!

Now this is a question I've always wondered, do ugly people find ugly people attractive or is it just that they know they can't do any better?

 

Never say never...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 15, 201115 yr by Youri McAnespie

ok i know the top couple, although she is a dog (nothing a paper bag wont fix mind), shes still way out of his league.

 

but who are the others?

Edited March 15, 201115 yr by HomerJay

ok i know the top couple, although she is a dog (nothing a paper bag wont fix mind), shes still way out of his league.

 

but who are the others?

 

 

I've never read OK but even I know who they are, in fact they're more famous than the top ones.

Bottom one is Salman 'Satanic Verses' Rushdie and his missus Padma Lakshmi. Dunno bout t'other.

Julia Roberts?

Oh aye - Lyle Lovatt.