I'll start you off with...........

 

In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant''

 

I nearly swung for the retard

Told you so

 

 

Or

 

I'm not being funny but ....

I'll start you off with...........

 

In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant''

 

I nearly swung for the retard

 

Did he have long hair?

Are you ok.

Did you find us ok ?

is that it

It is what it is

 

At the end of the day

is that it

 

to quote george costigan ''what do you mean,is that it,i thought i were i great !! ''.............2 squirts of gonzo's finest fake tan for the film it was from

Leyth or Leythers.

Haters gonna hate.

move the goalposts

Where did you lose it

It's always in the last place you look

Up for grabs.

The all important . . . (insert weather or lottery numbers or BPL tables/results).

 

 

to quote george costigan ''what do you mean,is that it,i thought i were i great !! ''.............2 squirts of gonzo's finest fake tan for the film it was from

Rita, Sue and Bob Too. Where do I collect my prize?

Rita, Sue and Bob Too. Where do I collect my prize?

 

a caravan on a pub car park near blackpool...........it's surrounded by road/gas works

You only live once. Or yolo to emo kids.

does my arse look big in this ?

I'll start you off with...........

 

In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant''

 

I nearly swung for the retard

 

Was he ginger?

Was he ginger?

 

strawberry blonde with Harmani glasses

Bolton Wanderers nil

Leyth or Leythers.

 

Good

I'm a man yoo fan because .................. (Normally anything other than I'm from stretford)

When a bloke starts a sentence with 'Honestly'

two separate e mails today, both halfwits stated : "jut giving you a heads up to put it on your radar" fucking bullshit speak for " I'm just letting you know"

Mark my words .