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That is a huge one for me! How can anything be more than 100%? People who use it are obviously fcuking cretins!

Not so much phrases, just 'management speak' gets on my tits massively! A sample from within my company: "Ring fencing" "Intelligent hands" "Green fields"

Just walked past the official weigh in at the Arndale Centre, plenty of people stood around waiting however no sign of Amir when I went by. http://www.manchesterarndale.com/whats_on-17280.htm

I've eaten a full Scotch Bonnet whole for a 'Children in need' day at my last work place, a few minutes, several cups of water, a yoghurt later and I was projectile vomiting it back into the office bogs! Not sure what happened, it all hit my stomach and the water, yoghurt churned and then exited double quick! The stupid thing was, I thought it was a chilli eating contest, as in chilli-con-carne......numbbbbbb

You never know what side effects this may have on you long term, ?2100 isn't enough to jeopardise your health.

He's Scottish therefore a prick in my opinion, we only become 'British' when a someone who isn't English has a little bit of success. From what others on here have said in the past, he hates the English anyhow - I hope he falls on a big spike, arsehole first!

Is it bad that I voted Torres? My main thinking is that he's most likely to pip that fcuking queer Ronaldo to it! I'll vote for SKD from home of course later

Yep used to have blonde highlights in mine in an attempt at that 'boy band look', turns out I was too ugly for that so reverted back and got loads of fanny as a natural mousey brown (which is a shit colour of hair IMO).

I think the older/stronger factor may have something to do with it, that or maybe I've got AIDS?

I can remember being at school and no one could hurt me with a chinese burn, a few weeks ago out on the beers was chatting about Chinese burns and said 'they've never hurt me' to which my mate gave the skin on my arm a good turning over! It fcuking hurts now I tell thee, am I getting softer?

I was under the impression that people with Afro hair, who want it straight, have it 'relaxed' with chemicals? I do agree, guys with straighteners need to castrating. It's obvious they don't know what their balls are for!

Did anyone else get caught up in all that train bollocks this morning, took me 2 hours to travel from Kearsley to Manchester Oxford Road! Can someone please chop off the little fcukers hands, who continue to steal this copper cable from the train line signals. Many thanks in advance to any vigilantes out there.

Autumn, thought we're still in summer until the 22nd? Pedantic I know as ever!

Knock one out, you'll be asleep in no time! Alternatively turn SSN on and watch the rotating 5 minute storyline, fcuk it's boring.......

Shit hot, nice one dude! Will definitely get into this, I can tell already.....

I suppose you're correct, then again I never really liked the crash barrier on the M60, so got to keep the hands quite close to the wheel.

Air drums for me every time! Nothing better than drumming the fcuk out of the car steering wheel!

Lamarrs is a quality bar, Thursdays are very cool indeed! Gone a bit shitty since they started this open night version, still worth a wander in though. How good is Grolsch Blonde?

26, love. Does this rule me out of the FooFoos era?

If it was alcoholic there would be no chance, like a mug I was on driving duties in my B Reg Vauxhall Nova - nice! And I didn't get a thing, obviously a lezza!

FooFoos????

First date: Thought it'd be a good idea to go to the cinema (which now thinking it through is never a good idea). Got to the Middlebrook, bought some snacks and the biggest coke (1 litre cup?) they sold to share. Upon entering the cinema she sat down, I passed her the snacks and then went to put the huge drink into the little cup holder. At this point it lost it's balance and landed on her lap emptying the whole thing into her skirt, there was a huge pool of coke on her skirt with ice bobbing about in it, hilarious thinking back not so much at the time! At this point I panicked and generally nearly shat myself, thought 'well that's the end of that', anyhow to my astonishment she poured it all out of her skirt, moved seats and simply let it dry off! Moral of the story: Women from Westhoughton are stupid!

Never been, however I'm sure it'd be full of horny middle aged women! You'd definitely get laid, unless you have a face like a baboon's arse of course? Failing that, get yourself down to the 'Bird Cage' in Manchester, I know it's full of trannys doing the stage shows, it's also full of women too! Play the odds my friend......

You know squat and have obviously read that on Wikipedia, boring zzzzzzzzz

Had to google both of them then, so nope!