Bifferboy

Hope it's ok to post a link but for anybody who went on the Sunday night try mondo-de-muebles.blogspot.com and there is a copy of the gig available to download.

You are not far wrong. My mate actually asked him if he was so mad could he rip a tissue but just got a dirty look back

Stu Francis was sat behind us at the game and was coming out with language not befitting a childrens entertainer.

Think Sheepshanks ordered all copies to be destroyed!

Seeing those stats, especially the cards given, brings back memories of the worst most biased refereeing display ever witnessed. These days where every minor incident seems to be analysed to death on SKY would love to see what their opinions on that game would be.

The Hillsborough Football Disaster : Context and Consequencies http://www.hfdinfo.com/include/download4.php Worth a read.

Phil Neal

Inde 30's have split up now which was a shame as was always a good night. Love Battery and Out Of Town are both good to watch.

Leeds v Millwall

Thought it was funny that although they could see the cameras filming them they were still throwing stuff and then seemed surprised when the police turned up to arrest them. And what sort of nutter do you have to be to punch a police dog!!

Do you ever worry about the NHS at all ? You should - These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. 7.. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive. 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.. 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce. 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy. 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. 21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. 23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present. 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. 25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. 26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities 27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room. 28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed. 29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. 30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December. 31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. 32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead. 33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself? We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied. The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them, then?' The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.' Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms . Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 A M there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant a bout the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...' 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

There have been a lot of good posts made in this thread. For me it?s disheartening that so many long time and obviously passionate supporters are feeling so disenchanted with what is happening at the moment. You people are the life blood of this club who have been there through good and bad times and it?s a sad indictment of the way things are going that so many feel disillusioned. I have been a season ticket holder for a long time but for in the last couple of years I have become increasingly reluctant to want to part with my money. I used to look forward to match day but now it feels like a chore to even go. I just don?t seem to have the enthusiasm anymore but I know that come June I will renew again because no matter how bad things get Bolton Wanderers are still important to me. Was so pleased when we managed to establish ourselves as a Premier League side after years of trying but for me the thrill of playing in the ?most exciting league in the world? has faded. The majority of games just don?t live up to the billing and very few remain in the memory after the final whistle. Money has totally taken over and the glory of winning the league has been lost in the rush to finish in the top 4 and qualify for access to Champions League cash. Bill Shankly would turn in his grave to hear that Liverpool are happy to finish fourth. Where I sit in the East Lower we used to be able to get a few songs going during a match but now there is virtually nothing. People just don?t seem to have the passion anymore and would rather spend time slagging off players or the match officials. We all know certain players aren?t popular and that even the best players will sometimes have a bad game but while they are on the pitch wearing the white shirt then they should be given 100% support by the fans. Am sure a couple of good results would get us back on track and help to diffuse the negativity that is infecting certain elements of the supporters. Every club has fickle fans but it is the loyal supporters who back the team no matter what that can make a difference, not those who seem content just to moan about everything.

Good one. Was in Bullsbrook at end of November, early December and some days it was almost unbearable. Thank god for ice cold Tooheys!! Right about the flies, they drive you fcukin' mad!!!

One of the first punk records I bought. Four great songs and think it was one of the first "indie" records.

Another great band, looking forward to seeing them. Really like the stuff Buzzcocks did with Howard Devoto on vocals.

Great albums anyway but the bonus tracks make them even better. Saw them in Manchester the other week, excellent show as always.

THE RAMONES Funnily enough, even though everyone's heard of them and knows a tune or two - they were vastly under-rated and sold more t-shirts than records. They had a simple formula to their songs and stuck with it for over 2 decades. Yet they still couldn't sell out in the USA. Think their biggest ever gig was in South America - where everybody loved them! Great band. Got footage of a show they did at River Plate Stadium and the crowd are going absolutley mental!!!

The Damned. Tend to get overshadowed by the Pistols and The Clash when people talk about punk but they have made some brilliant albums.

There is something sadly wrong when it becomes "offensive" to display your nations flag in your own country.

Just been sent this,quite good. When Kevin Davies falls in water, Kevin Davies doesn't get wet. Water gets Kevin Davies. Kevin Davies? house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Kevin Davies CAN believe it's not butter. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Kevin Davies has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Kevin Davies has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. In the beginning there was nothing...then Kevin Davies elbowed that nothing in the face and said 'Get a job'. That is the story of the universe. Kevin Davies ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one! Kevin Davies once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Kevin Davies played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Kevin Davies pyjamas. Kevin Davies doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs and bed frames. Kevin Davies can slam a revolving door. Kevin Davies can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Kevin Davies. Kevin Davies can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Kevin Davies can judge a book by its cover. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Kevin Davies. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Kevin Davies' glare will liquefy your kidneys. Kevin Davies doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Kevin Davies once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked When Kevin Davies wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Remember that game. We used to sit on the fence at front of the paddock with our legs through the railings. Remember two police women who were walking the perimeter of the pitch going past and their backs were covered in spit! Can remember the Henry?s sign coming down and the Newcastle fans skimming the pieces all over the place. Me and my mate wanted Keegans autograph (well we were just kids!!!) so we waited in the Happy Shop after the match and watched it going off all over the car park.

He used to have silky skills but now he's like Heather Mills!!

Most of us don't expect to see Bolton win every week but as fans the least we can expect is that the manager picks a team that has a chance of winning and that the players put in the effort to try and win.