Crawley White

No wonder the poor lad's bouncing off the walls the amount of Coke (not Gak!) he drinks.

Xmas eve in the Ainsworth. It's enough to make you weep!

I too am going to a dark and distant land for Christmas. That'll be Bolton then.

Coming back home for the weekend for the first time in a year with the new little Crawley White, just wondering has anything changed? Better shops? better pubs? Has Halliwell Rd finally got a decent chippy? - and don't mention Falcon Chippy to me, Is the Ainsworth still full of moaning owd bastards? Most importantly, is it raining?

Quality band, although I think they may have a bit of a romatisied view of Dover and seaside towns in England. Everyone must go out and buy Stars - Set Yourself on Fire or Silver Jews American Highways. They'll warm you up on cold winter nights.

Good riddance Godfather!

Some good teacher there.....

Maybe the case, I've never heard of the Plantagenat Kings being linked with 'Scando' or any reference in any book I've read or studied. And considering the heraldic lions on the England badge come from their lineage......

Aye you maybe, but a lot of the symbols we use as a sign of England are actually Norman in origin. Crawley - WW resident boring arse.

Not really. They come from Anjou - known as the house of the Plantagenets in England from which Henry II (if my history recall is ok) came. The Three Lions is basically half English or an Anglo-Norman symbol as the Plantagent monarchs were all basically French in origin or loyalty - England was an expansionist domain. Remember people to be English is to be be half-English!

Don't be a dick, our country isn't finish. Living in a secular mutli racial country can be difficult but also creates a wonderfully diverse and creative society. Oh and those Three Lions on your Englan badge. They're French.

Anyone who got into metal has to understand the in joke. Having said that I haven't listen to any for a long, long time - although thinking of selling my limited edition box set of Live Shit, binge & Purge by Matallica on Ebay. Reckon I could get all of ??50!!

t last a thread abotu theatre! I knew it wouldn't be long, cultured lot that you are!

http://www.vissor.com/interactive/assets/slut.swf Excellent entertainment

I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. Although Mr Dimebag could wield a mean axe and Cowboys From Hell is still a great song. Maybe I will get that 'Unscarred' tattoo that I wanted when I was 14 after all....

You went to the wrong school, friend.

Is that Return From Cookie Mountain album any good? Keep being tempted to purchase.

Had the pleasure of meeting him once at a Billy Bragg gig, he was DJing and played loads of SKA. Can't say I was that impressed but by god he's huuuuuuuuge in real life.

What even that 'I fucked your girlfriend last night - she could have been a burns victim, I didn't care I wanted to fcuk' 'song'?!!! Oh and can I also add any album by Carter USM. Crapolla.

Rubbish, that's a great album and as Richard Hawley is now proving he is a great songwriter. Worst album has to be Far Beyond Driven by Pantera, unlistenable garbage even when I was into Metal! The funny thing is you think you have some stinkers in your record collection and then you get married and go through the horror of putting Dido next to your Delgardos albums or worse still her Blunt next to your Bragg! I take it everyone puts there albums into alphbetical order?!

Left in 1994 - quite liked it actually but as a close family member is a teacher there I'm a wee bit biased. Can't argue with that, went to Turton Sixth form- a much better class of lady! Actually, that makes me sound like a pervert now!

I'm afraid that passed me by, as I'm only a stones throw from that cesspit I try and avoid all mention of the place. Although the girls at Smithills where pulling their hair back way to tight and putting it into a stupidly large 'scruchie' years before it became fashionable in certain circles. I also seem to remember an awful lot of massive quiffs that looked like they'd stuck plates on their heads. Whilst lads favoured curtains with an undercut, possibily a wedge and/or tram lines. we all looked like twats needless to say.

You obviously haven't been reading the Ladhan Evening Stannah's magazine on a Friday - the Fin has mophed and grown longer at the back!

I believe the 'Mullet' in now know as a 'Hoxton Fin' in the nation's captial.

No - its The Man In Black himself!