Spider

Pathetic, frankly. Go away.

My initial post was utterly wrong as it turned out. All due to the landlord of said establishment being the cock I so correctly described him as. I watched it in a pub with equine connections instead.

Stairs - nope. All that's under my stairs is a stash of porn and a fish tank with a pair of dayglo gloves in it. Bedroom - nope. Just a few breathless and very grateful ladies in that.

Does anyone on here know where my orbital sander is? I'm all out of places to look, and you never know....

I live in Horwich, and I can give you a cast-iron gaurantee that not everyone who lives there drives a Bentley. Or a porsche. In fact, there are some decidedly worthless individuals kerbing the breadline of you look. Luckily, I live in my tower built from ??50 notes and spit on passers-by. You f*cking peasant.

What was the question again?

6-1 bolton. Anything that set of red slags can do - we can do better.

But you keep turning up sweetheart.

Natasha listen, The comparison you make between ''ordinary'' fans and the corporate brigade does not bear any relevance, since they are entirely seperate entities, and for your benefit here's why: Your ordinary fan is spending his/her own hard earned dosh. Your coporate supporter is spending his/her company's money. There is a big difference and here endeth your current wind up. And by the way, BWFC probably failed to reduce their price because they spoke to you.

I bet Natasha screams her own name when she has an orgasm.

No and No. Sorry, but Tina Turner is out as are that set of self-righteous bogtrotters. Especially Bonio, the arrogant prick.

creamfields : imagine ikon without a roof and more dealers.

Shame. And he's such a nice bloke too.

For those in T'Horwich area I know the*********** will almost certainly be showing it. But it won't be cheap - dearest pub in a 50 mile radius. And the landlord is a complete cock.

I bet you've applied to be on every series of Big Brother.

Was he sub-contracting? If not (ie. just doing a job for Joe Public) he's in a bit of a pickle. His only route out is if he's got very good insurance. And like Homer says - he may have a claim. But that won't put food on the table now....

Spooky. I was going to put ''Out of space'' or "Firestarter" by the Prodigy to come out to. Had a rifle through my itunes last night and decided that goal music (which I agree is not necessary) should be ''Holiday in Cambodia'' by The Dead Kennedys. Just to please me really.

Always would have thought Ricketts would dish out the blowjobs - looks the type, big & butch but probably a bitch.

I think you're spot on there. But Natasha will be choked....

For the purposes of this thread - play the game eh?

We currently come out to something pretty shite, and when we score it makes my teeth itch listening to James Brown. So I would like to propose new music, if the club must insist on it. To come out of the tunnel: It would have been ''This is the one'' by the Stone Roses but the feckin rags stole it. So I would like to hear that theme from the new Star Wars films (I think Newcastle use it but it works) or ''National Anthem'' by Radiohead. Being realistic I'd settle for the Rocky theme tune. and When we score. Well, Nothing preferably, but at a push ''Going underground'' by The Jam, or ''Shoot you down'' by The stone roses. Open to offers from the floor.........

That'll take him a while...

I think the statement that Sam made about Taliben and the Isrealites yesterday was partly an attempt to make him feel an integral part of the club. Can't see why he won't sign - a friend of a friend knows his missus and she loves it here, and lets not forget the influence of the ball n chain.

??1100 sounds about right for buying and selling. Fact is, it's just fcuking dear chap.

Got to admit, 3 years at uni was just like 3 years on an 18-30 holiday only with cheaper beer and more gigs to go to. And more women. ??1500 of debt - a piss in the sea for the fun I had.