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I think we should all write one. The one about the hermaphrodite who got pregnant by fucking himself was excellent

On second thoughts, I'd forgotten about his inherent cowardice. Strong chance he'll resign claiming he's unable to do his job properly whilst under such scrutiny. He dodged military draft, has had a 9 figure bank balance all his life and wouldn't be able to fight his way out of a paper bag the massive Jerry the Berry fat cunt.

Withdrawal Agreement Article 7.3.4.8 - "Belly Tickling" The United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland (don't worry about the border, chaps) hereby states that if there is any belly tickling to be done, it will jolly well be us doing the tickling, and Fritz, Pierre, Juan & Giovanni will be the ones being tickled, what what, old chap. Article 7.3.4.9 - "Border Controls" The United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland hereby states that it'll be reet, and no-one needs to worry about it. Anyone wearing a balaclava and driving unmarked vans full of God knows what across the lines are fully entitled to do so. Because of Spitfires and that.

Correct. He's far too narcissistic for that. It'll be much better watching his face when it all comes crashing down to be fair.

What trajectory is that? Can you be a bit more specific?

Mounts what happens at the Irish border if there is no deal? I know I sound like a stuck record, but will every van be checked?

Bravo. That was fucking brilliant

Welly baby was your story????

No deal. Borrowing at 90% of GDP IFS certain that this will flatten the economy (and bear in mind the IFS is considered the final word on these matters by ALL sides) Hard to believe people still think it's a good idea, but hey-ho, wait until your pensions and share funds are empty.

Looks useful. Needs a game or 2 to sharpen up but could be the striker we need.

Most are, they’re just pricks. He’s genuinely broken mentally, his Twitter feed is like a 4 year version of Falling Down. But, you know, the wall.

Apparently the numbers are nowhere near what they expected. Maybe they’ve had to go to work.

Trump isn’t well

That shot their number 21 had in the second half was probably the worst bit of football I’ve ever seen in that stadium.

Massive queues and plenty buying it in the club shop pre-match. Kids all seemed to like it.

Trump’s twitter feed will be studied for years to come by generations of disbelieving students If Shakespeare was alive, he’d rip up the text of King Lear and just replace it with Trumps social media. He’s absolutely insane.

Superb again. We’re a game or 2 away from a good win and then I honestly think this squad will go from strength to strength Hill sets them up to attack with width and pace. It’s a breath of fresh air. great support too from the crowd. No moaning, just getting behind the team. Defence excellent, midfield solid, Dodoo looks like he’ll scare defence once he gets settled. Chuffed as fuck.

Told you It's rank. But the least of our concerns in the grand scheme...

I don’t like it. FV out

They’re relegation fodder and hopefully will be bottom half at Christmas. couple that onto the annual fuck up by the scousers and it could be a decent season.

Green Bay looked like contenders last night.

Can see them going a long way. the obvious problem being Brady and every official in the NFL in the same conference making sure the Pats coast to the superbowl

so it's an OEM kit? That's quality.

Manyoo's freefall has been a long time coming and is an utter delight to watch.