Plums

Still mourn Mark and Lard.. Radio six for me or absolute. If I've got wifi then it's straight onto mixcloud.. Sometimes catch up with a bit of the ginger Stu Allan for the old school

threat level raised from Timmy Mallet to Thora Hird Shits got real..

Jimmy Floyd Hasslefreebanking

Fook me he looks like a broken man already..

Glass raised to a fellow wanderer

In the squad for Walsall

Little Sam and Big Sam. They even made a movie called Twins

Pass the fookin jäger

Anyone give an example where a director of football has worked well with a manager in this country? I'm struggling..

That has to be up there with the worst covers of a hip hop classic ever.

Hmm being analytical and firmly of the opinion that I simply don't know where we'll end up, I'd suggest that squad depth is the key at this level. Certainly it paid off for Wigan at the back end of last year. Do we have a large enough squad, of this league ability to cope?

Haven't we banned gingers? I'll table the motion if necessary.

Maybe it's because it's an asset that brings in a rent.

They've sold four table tennis bats to a buyer from Blackburn. Transfer kitty boosted to the tune of £18.54 ?

Doesn't matter they're making a mint...

My money ( which is more than Sweaty Ken has it seems ) is on there not being a manager in place until a week before pre season.

I still find it disturbing how Deano hasn't said anything, but according to KA's son all is rosy. Deano was never out of the paper for the first few weeks..

We used to have a laugh at the game sometimes.. Then people went and actually thought we weren't being sarcastic..

Nurse! My Valium and IPA please

Kin ell all that sunbed has caught up with Browny!

Aye but if they go up, it's not going to help his mental state either.. Not that I care mind.. In fact I'll find it quite amusing!£££ Arsenal submit new bid for Holding.. £1.2m Meh..

Fookin Trashmere?! A friendly... Is someone taking the piss?

Mixu leaves Dundee, says he's missing ye olde Pastie shop too much..

Gerald Cid available?

The only reason Townsend has been invited is because he's better at announcing the managerial bingo calling method that is being used.. Two little dicks, Phil and Gary Neville