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Is that true? Have you really put your hands together, looked to the sky and had a quick word with the big cheese up above? Wow! Anyway, what's the point in turning up - you only get slagged off for being a JCL if you do by the "lifers" on here. How can the Bolton public ever win. And they will be despised cause they are getting a better deal on tickets for Norwich and Fulham.

I might venture out for this one. Are we at home or away?

I was digging deep for that song this morning.... and just could not remember it. Great days on the Travel Club! (it was cool and a cult thing to travel on the club coaches in them days... honest!).

MESSAGE I JUST GOT ON EMAIL..... Hi guys, I am the joint league secretary of the Northern Premier (Supporters) Football League. We currently are half way through the leagues very first season and so far it has been a complete success. The league includes supporters teams from Barrow, Rhyl, Southport, Accrington, Liverpool, Leeds, Chester & Hyde. We are now looking to expand this league for next season and we already have interest from Blackburn, Northwich, Preston and Harrogate. We would like to invite you to join the league if you can get a team together. If you guys are interested in participating in next seasons league and cup competitions please email me on. We hope to see you here next season!!! ANY THOUGHTS?

Traf - What do you actually want the club to do? Don't forget that season ticket holders received at the start of the season a booklet with.... ??1 off the matchday programme ??5 off a ??50 spend in the club shop A FREE yearbook And you get a quarterly magazine.

Just for the record. If you ever happen to be in that neck of the woods, a good tip is to have a case of Glenfiddich in the boot of your car. Believe you me!

small cock I heard!

exactly.

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/lancashi...27/NEWS5VQ.html Sneaky feeling we'll get to the cup final now.

He was the only commentator ever able to interview Spazzy Darren and not take the piss or sound patronising. A pro to the end! We should come up with a Great Dave Moments Thread. I can see me digging out some old vids later.... I might even get some old BWFC ones out as well!! I wonder how Andy Walker feels? He always seemed to get on really well with DH when he interviewed him.

He's just trying to fill the ground for 2 meaningless visitors. Cannot blame him. Better to have these people in the ground spending money than not at all. Isn't one of the games the specified freebie for Junior Whites?

We don't all take a flask to the match and sit with a blanket on our knees you know!!!! It was posted for everyone. There's somert there for all. (for you Ian - Thunder, Hanson, Cradle Of Filth, Ray Lamontagne, Whole Lotta Led Zepellin, Mark Owen, Mel C, Ozric Tentacles!!!) Personally, only one or two interest me. Going to watch TMS, but that's about it. the only flask i have goes next to my hip !! is that your new plastic hip?

Sorry Matey, so you don't feel left out and past it! http://www.des-oconnor.com/news/news01.htm (Scroll to the bottom for some great news)

We don't all take a flask to the match and sit with a blanket on our knees you know!!!! It was posted for everyone. There's somert there for all. (for you Ian - Thunder, Hanson, Cradle Of Filth, Ray Lamontagne, Whole Lotta Led Zepellin, Mark Owen, Mel C, Ozric Tentacles!!!) Personally, only one or two interest me. Going to watch TMS, but that's about it.

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Hope they have a big send-off for him - as big a hero in the town as Fred Dibnah in my eyes. "Great interception!" "Zico Kelly, Zico, Zico, Tony Kelly, what a great goal" Then when he dangled the mike down to the rioting Bolton fans at Darlington. "Listen to the Bolton fans in full voice!!!" (All of these are off the cuff and probably inaccurate!)

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and furthermore, what makes the bigheaded twats think they will sell out 2 nights? get 'em on at the Victoria Hall in town, one night only, they'll be lucky to get 150 people.

did they have flat screen monitors in 1846? bastard company only purchased them last year!

watch out for a high suicide rate the following week. COLDPLAY = shite depressing, wrist slashing, wank!

Tape? Get with it man, its DVD recorders or Sky+ these days. Did you get back home from Newcastle in time to tape the Top 40?

watch it on the box. this competition only gets going in the semi's.

someone I know's dad cheated on his mum. he's lived apart from her for 2 years now, so the separation period is completed and he can file for divorce. she doesn't want it, cos at the minute he's paying the mortgage, etc. anyway, they never signed a separation agreement 2 years ago, and he now finds after visiting a solicitor that he has to start the 2 year period all over again before he can get a divorce! mad. if I were your mate - I'd go out and shag my wife's best friend! rub it in. your single. you can do what you want.

I got a 5-letter word SCUNT Does it count?

Thank fcuk its not just me then. And before you say it... I did got to Specsavers.