JD74

I'm the same, not even neck & shoulder ones. Only ever had one full body massage and I was tense the entire time so that was a compete waste of money! Haven't tried one since.

Nothing wrong with Bridge!! :-)

Oh I dunno, I reckon Tonge and Walkden could give it a run for it's money.

Bugger off!!

Of course, it's the law that you have to wear a shower cap when you're painting!!

Unfortunately I don't have it to hand

I have photographic evidence and to make it look ever betterer I was blonde too when I was a young un!!

If it is, will you go to the bar for me?

I beg to differ - mine was ace!

Quite fancy Egerton to win this.

I can remember having a Purdey haircut when I was about 5 or 6

Yep and not gay porn, just good old fashioned regular porn

I think you've looked into this a little too much! :-) I'm a lucky girl.........

Not sure to be honest??

Ray's my ex father-in-law - top fella!!!

It seems like ages ago since that happened! Bloody weather!!!

Oh right, do I know you then?

My ex father-in-law was manager of Tonge a few years back when they won the Lancs knockout

Not been the same since Frank Baldwin died - he was a top fella!

Go and tickle your fat auntie

At least I make it to the bathroom without pissing all over the floor. Have you washed the towels??

I will not be dealing with any 'mess'

Hovis Seeded Sensations does it for me

J Enjoy your long showers in the morning from now on ;-)

Do you want a future sex life????