JD74

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I'm a member at Helio and have no complaints. Have never had to wait for any equipment as loads of cardio machines and they've just extended the free weights area too. Fantastic gym for the money and wouldn't go anywhere else.

Well NB's mate snogged the face off me last time I was out so maybe you have a point.

You had a great time Andy and don't deny it!!

I've told you before to stay out of my knicker drawer!!! You stretched the last pair you had on!!!

That's nothing new for you though is it??

Or Umpa Lumpa's which i think the terrible twins may've menioned on Saturday

Now you won't be calling me a lanky cow when you want something reaching down from a shelf

I've had the following. Jason Donovan, when i was younger and had blonde curtains! I remember you with that look

No, he has all of the above but I might get him one of those leather skirts just to complete the look and maybe a sword

Nowhere sodding near!!

Promises

How did you guess ha ha!!

You're not the first bloke to say that though - one of the lads from cricket calls him Russell all the time now and the big mon answers to it

Nice one, get it posted! He'll kill me later for this.

You'd also need a tool belt and to turn green

3 guesses anyone but imagine him with grey hair

Bet that's what you say to all the girls.

what does one put in vol au vents these days?

Have I missed something??

Milan "is that in the Trafford Centre?"

Definitely ripped off an old police song and think Sting might have something to say about it. Very good though.

Smiffs can't get an A+ so you've fucks chance!

You may be fingering champion but those expert fingers of yours are coming nowhere near me!!

Yes and I always thought they had a bit of a kick strangely