July 16, 201214 yr my mate worked at TVR in blackpool and recites a wonderfull story in which a lad goes to the toilet for what everyone thinks is a shite,so another whacky member of the workforce decides hes going to go in cubicle next to him a film him taking a shit...just for laugh like. when the lad has gone to view the video,it appears he captured the lad knocking one out over the daily sport...but to make things worse,during the short film the lad takes his hand off his penis and spits on and licks the palm for a bit of extra lube!! the video,spread like wildfire and the lads was treated to hells abuse to the rest of the day.... as the week went on,one jibe got to much for this obvious not-right,so he went in the toilet,knocked one out in the cup of his hand then ran out and smeared spunk all over the face of one of the more voiceful jibbers!..the spunkfaced then retorted by licking his chops like a cat! they wonder why TVR went bust.... Edited July 16, 201214 yr by gonzo
July 16, 201214 yr done it loads, stood at the top of a shaft once and did it, shot bob monk down 12 floors shit does that make me a murderer??
July 16, 201214 yr LW had some stories of wanking in his workplace on Saturday if I remember correctly!
July 16, 201214 yr Lots. Every place I've worked bar the last one. Sometimes in the toilets, sometimes at my desk. Once or twice in the car on the way home.
July 16, 201214 yr Lots. Every place I've worked bar the last one. Sometimes in the toilets, sometimes at my desk. Once or twice in the car on the way home. you even wanked mike off once hahahaha
July 16, 201214 yr Not for me. Im always too busy. What on earth can be so important that you don't have time for a midday maul?
July 16, 201214 yr What on earth can be so important that you don't have time for a midday maul? Are you basically saying you flick your prawn at work?
July 16, 201214 yr What on earth can be so important that you don't have time for a midday maul? He's a ::lol::lipop man and wanking at work isn't socially acceptable.
July 16, 201214 yr Are you basically saying you flick your prawn at work? I'm a girl, we don't do things like that, silly. Men though, well you're filthy beasts who can't help yourselves can you?
July 16, 201214 yr see with my mobile wanking booth you could please yourself in comfort without having to perform the tricky act of wiping jizzum up from a toilet seat...
July 16, 201214 yr What on earth can be so important that you don't have time for a midday maul? Too busy posting on here whilst fingering my arse. You didn't think I meant working did you?
July 16, 201214 yr I'm a girl, we don't do things like that, silly. Men though, well you're filthy beasts who can't help yourselves can you? Aye Spider. Date of birth 15/7/2012.
July 16, 201214 yr Aye Spider. Date of birth 15/7/2012. Ha Ha! They have toys you can put in your handbag apparently these days
July 16, 201214 yr see with my mobile wanking booth you could please yourself in comfort without having to perform the tricky act of wiping jizzum up from a toilet seat... Shirley your missing a trick here? Despite my many hours searching online, I've yet to find a clip-on attachment to one's shaft that catches one's baby gravy.
July 16, 201214 yr Ha Ha! They have toys you can put in your handbag apparently these days I haven't got a handbag
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