DirtySanchez

I thibk the figure for Turner was closer to ?8m with add-ons that might make it up to ?12m Still too much though

So if it was Alan Stubbs?

And therefore worthy of cancer? If your wife/a member of your family had cancer, who I doubt has contributed anything to football, and I responded by saying 'fuck them' you would accept it and move on? Let's face it their illness should have nothing to do with the job they do?

So as he hasn't trained with everton that would be ok? Would training with Everton suddenly make his illness acceptable? A lot of people have mentioned that they had met him and found him to be a really nice bloke. In the same way people have said that they like Robson. Did you applaude him or did you just ignore it because he never managed everton?

Hopefully so did he. I did think he sold himself out a bit there. Even on fantasy football he was carrying the can for Baddiell who I thought was never funny. His continual comments of 'I love chelsea, I'm jewish and I love w?nking" wore thin after the first episode. But watched Skinner in his last tour, and was fully impressed. Only thing I can't find is that series of 'Blue Heaven' that he was in. Channel 4 showed it before he was famous, any help much appreciated.

Jimmy Carr is sh?te. As said previously he isn't the funny bloke that he thinks he is. Some of the odd jokes he tells can be funny, but you can always tell that that he really does have a high opinion of himself. For me the dogs is Frank Skinner, and that's that Frank Skinner that you see in live stand up, rather than his appearances on odd telly programmes now and again. Forget gagtag, even fantasy football to an extent, he is second to none live.

I think most areas have the same problem as there is an obligation for the local councils to provide facilities for them. Maybe its worse in Surrey as its a bit posh down there so there's more 'rich pickings'.

Along with probably 99% of football fans, I've never met Bobby Robson. It still didn't stop me offering my sympathy when he was diagnosed with cancer. No roses tinted specs, its a cruel situation for anybody to be in.

Sure there was a Blackpool manager, might even have been Megson, getting abuse one match from a fan who kept shouting that the manager didn't know what he was doing. So the manager told him to come down to the training ground and he could show the players what they should be doing. The fan turned up and after a few minutes had to admit that he didn't have a clue what to do.

Does gaga have a cock then?

I think it will boil down to how he reacts if/when it starts to go wrong. Similar things were said about Hull last season, when they were beating Arsenal etc. And when things started to go wrong, Brown had his Man City moment and it escalated from there. Granted, they stayed up but that was probably more down to how awful the bottom three were.

You're right about the Birkenhau bit, when you go up in the tower and it stretches as far as the eye can see. Harrowing is probably the best word to describe it. Also went to the salt mine, which was well worth the visit. A bit of a journey out and I reckon the bus driver must have watched Speed too many times judging by his driving. Got hooked on the Zywiec too whilst I was out there, was a couple of years ago, and still drink it now. Had a few before the match on saturday.

Apparently the person who does the voice for the meerkat is the geordie bloke from Alan Partridge Anybody looked on comparethemeerkat website though?

[quote name='Astonishing Undercrackers' date='Aug 21 2009, 10:57 PM' post='66857 What was that clear cola called that someone fetched out a while back? Anyhow, back to yon Pikey twat. Why didn't someone nick his doubtlessly pilfered can of The Real Thing, pop a couple of Mentos in it, give it a shake, hand it back to the Pikey, step back and enjoy? Then, just as he?s wondering as to how he?s become caked in sticky pop, stick a tyre over his head, douse him in petrol, ignite and voila! A right old result, I'm sure you'd agree! Tab clear or summat? And one the subject of old drinks - quattro - can't remember if it was any good mind

I was surprised at where it took place. Normally when you read about stories like this, it has happened in the north east.

Was that actually medically proven or was it just speculated? Just asking the question, rather than wanting to cast doubt. And I reckon Phil Collins should have spent some time at Her Majesty's pleasure for that god awful film and soundtrack

Taylor's corner taking was awful. On a number of times he couldn't get it past the first man. Whilst we had all those attempts and were the better team for long periods, it seemed that we wouldn't score. And i was pissed off i couldn't get a pint at half time as well.

I thought it was a bit sad that when they scored, the cameras panned round on the crowd to show grown men dancing in time with music being played through the tannoys. A bit like they do in super league rugby, but then its usually fat women from wigan or hull.

Adding to the list of people who get comments from leeds fans, got told he is championship at best, and has a habit of mouthing off at refs and getting sent off for stupid things of his own making. Quite often in the big matches when leeds need him most as well. Think he got sent off in last season's play offs against millwall due to his stupid behaviour.

0-0 Boring game I'll be pissed afterwards

Now where I live over in East Yorkshire there has been a particular problem, they park up on school fields then f?ck off a bit later leaving the football pitch littered with empty gas cylinders, shitty nappies and empty beer bottles. This usually happens in Bridlington, which I don't have a problem with normally as it is usually full of undesirables from Castleford and Wakefield anyway. And sometimes its hard to spot the difference. But the problem is the Council has provided them with an area for them to stay, the gypos not the west yorkshire folk, but they don't want it as they claim the facilities aren't up to the level they want. There are plenty of tourist caravan sites in the area so if they want a warm shower then go there and pay for it. But what it probably really boils down to is that there aren't any properties nearby so there's a lack of copper piping and slate roof tiles.

Then you need help

If they're that bad, why didn't we go down?

Does he really have a go at us? Ok so he uses a qoute from Karren Brady as the start of his article but over the years she's proved that she knows f?ck all about football anyway. Yes Samuel can be a tw?t at times, but I think most people are picking up on the fact that he is the author and he dares mention Bolton in his article. Rather than the content

Went there a few years back and it must have been the coldest day there since records began. That was in March though. Did the usual thing at first wandering around the centre and you will find bars but all a bit on the pricey side. And there's the token irish bar. As with most places you will need to avoid the centre and look more for the side streets, then you'll find bars offering lager combined with all different types of fruit. It isn't that big a place, but can't remember the streets where I found the bars, and quite a lot just lead into residential areas. As I don't speak fluent french/dutch/flemish or whatever language they choose to speak depending on what day of the week it is, this made the task a bit harder. But it is a nice place though