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Jimmy Carr

I was watching some of his stand-up over the weekend.

 

Possibly the funniest man on the planet in my eyes :rofl:

 

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I was watching some of his stand-up over the weekend.

 

Possibly the funniest man on the planet in my eyes :rofl:

 

http://www.funny-haha.co.uk/Joke.asp?J=1193

 

I saw it too, 1st time I have ever watched any of his gigs, I was well impressed

He is funnier than being diagnosed with terminal cancer but less funny than treading on a plug in your bare feet.

I've got to say i do find him funny, altough i find him very scripted! for want of a better word.

He is funnier than being diagnosed with terminal cancer but less funny than treading on a plug in your bare feet.

 

Twaddle!

 

I think he's got a bit of a Henry Cooper about his humour:

 

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move

 

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

 

I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy.

 

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

Twaddle!

 

I think he's got a bit of a Henry Cooper about his humour:

 

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move

 

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

 

I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy.

 

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

 

I reckon he should stick to aftershave advertising!

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Twaddle!

 

I think he's got a bit of a Henry Cooper about his humour:

 

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move

 

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

 

I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy.

 

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

 

Did Henry wear a Fez whilst performing?

I reckon he should stick to aftershave advertising!

 

I'd love it, Just love it if he did that!!

he cracks me up no end...

He`s more wooden than Bob Monkhouse. :p

He is very good. Not as good as Sean Lock though.

He is very good. Not as good as Sean Lock though.

 

Now he is funny as fuck!! :good:

I don't find Jimmy Carr as funny as Jimmy Carr finds himself.

I don't find Jimmy Carr as funny as Jimmy Carr finds himself.

 

 

& that's the reason I don't like him. I couldn't put my finger on it, but thanks for clearing that up for me. :good:

I don't find Jimmy Carr as funny as Jimmy Carr finds himself.

 

i though alan carr would be more your thing?

You obviously don't know me: Carr's pasties are more my thing.

i though alan carr would be more your thing?

 

I've been to funnier wakes than him! He's on my list of folk to be sent to Devil's Island when I rule the world.

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Frankie Boyle and Sean Lock make me piss me sen.

Not really into stand up to many unfunny fcuktards like the ones of Channel 4 :lazy:

 

but i will have to say he is a funny guy :good:

i though alan carr would be more your thing?

 

:angry: Another one who has bummed his way on the tv

I think Jimmy Carr is a great host / guest on panel shows, but I dont like him as a comedian. I find the constant stream of one-liners uninvolving. Give me someone who can tell a funny story any time.

Frankie Boyle.

 

:good:

 

Listen to his free podcast on itunes

Have actually been to the Chinese restaurant in Coatbridge call Bon Appetit. Having said that Coatbridge now has an Indian restaurant called Creme de la Creme!!

He`s more wooden than Bob Monkhouse. :p

 

Now now, dont dis the Great Man himself, Bob Monkhouse is class :good:

:good:

 

Listen to his free podcast on itunes

 

5 mins in! and all ready its piss funny...

Jimmy Carr is sh?te. As said previously he isn't the funny bloke that he thinks he is. Some of the odd jokes he tells can be funny, but you can always tell that that he really does have a high opinion of himself.

 

For me the dogs is Frank Skinner, and that's that Frank Skinner that you see in live stand up, rather than his appearances on odd telly programmes now and again.

 

Forget gagtag, even fantasy football to an extent, he is second to none live.

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