Natasha

Wanderers Ways used to be a decent forum with fantastic characters that used to make me laugh even if I didn't agree with what they were saying. Unfortunately this forum has turned into a back-slapping showcase for certain WW members who clearly get their kicks in life from thinking they have power in a minor football forum. I've seen the way you bully new members and ignore everything they say, while all the time getting your winkle's out over the latest abusive post from one of the clique. Pathetic. This all came to a head when I was talking to some guy at Wolves on Saturday. We got chatting and I said I was Bolton's most famous on-line poster....he replied by saying "I hope it's not on Wanderers Ways, that's a vicious bigoted website that gives the club a bad name". And he was right. So I'm taking this site back for decent Bolton fans, not you under-achieving nobodies who think controlling a website is some sort of aphrodisiac. Your days are numbered. Take your fat bellies and ugly faces and ship out. The clique know who they are. Watch your backs, I have you all in my sights.

The next manager is Alan Irvine...FACT. But regardless of that, it's not about getting to the promised land, it's about hope. Under Megson we have none.

Yeah, I'm sure the successful businessman is chuffed to be in the bottom three! It makes perfect sense. Let the club slide down the divisions and then sell it for a couple of quid and a dot-to-dot book. Horwich, you are a muppet.

Are we talking last night or 15 years ago?

I don't have a brother.

Natasha Whittam

Whenever I read anything by you the word 'desperate' always flashes up in my head. It's a football forum you idiot, why are you so desperate to be accepted by the WW clique?

It's not about money, more about common sense. Why would anyone choose to live in Bolton. If there's a more depressing place in the UK I'm yet to visit it. I had to ditch the majority of my family to leave the Little Lever ghetto and have refused to speak to any of them until they follow me. I'd have given that kidney to my brother if only he'd moved to Preston. His loss.

I was born in the Little Lever ghetto. Just because you are born in a shithole doesn't mean you have to stay there. Ditch Bolton and you can be as successful as me. I am currently looking out across the water on Preston Docks from my penthouse apartment. Beautiful.

Just for the record, Swansea turned down three offers from Bolton. There are two idiots in this story. Megson for offering so much for a crocked Championship player, and Swansea for not accepting hard cash for a crocked Championship player. By the way, for those of you that haven't followed my recent work on Burned Aces, I have a mole in the BWFC camp and am party to some pretty interesting info.

Hmm, pot and kettle methinks.

Did you cut & paste that from 2 years ago? I'm all woman, I assure you.

Thanks for following my work, fans like you are always appreciated. I have no problem chatting to the likes of sluffy, manny and The_Gibbon, but a recent influx of kids from the official site has lead me to question the direction that BA is taking. Apart from that, I deserve to be on the biggest stage. Hence my transfer to WW.

Thank you for saying so, although I am a little surprised having now taken your title of 'top totty' on WW.

I have no idea who this Holly person is, but I am used to impersonators. I guess it's a form of flattery. Now Spider, where did you go wrong? You used to be a well respected and humerous poster....now you are just vulgar and cynical.

After months of internal wranglings, my record breaking transfer from Burnden Aces back to Wanderers Ways has now been completed. For those of you that haven't followed my work over the last few years I am probably Bolton's biggest celebrity now that Peter Kay has retired from being funny. I started life on the BBC's 606 forum and later made notable contributions to Bolton Banter and The Wanderer. I then moved to Wanderers Ways for the first time and set about infiltrating the famous WW clique. Unfortunately I was banned before I could bring these cads to justice. However WW clearly needs me judging by the current standard and so my ban has been overturned by the Forum Police. I look forward to showcasing my work.

Aren't you the racist one from another BWFC website who doesn't know the difference between Muslims and Jewish folk? I'd like to laugh at you if it's ok.

Sorry Mr Vaz Te, but you were utter shite before your injuries....a sorry excuse for a footballer. You had chance after chance after chance and never took it. I know this seems harsh, but if anyone is under the impression Vaz Te is going to be the next Ronaldo then think again. I laugh when I think of the number of times he fell over with no opposition player within 5 yards.

My name is Callie and I'm a call girl.

I think of Gary Megson when I have sex. He's a genius between the sheets.

Can all the Megson haters/doubters cut the crap and actually tell us who they think should be manager. I'd like to know this messiah who is begging to come to Bolton for an average wage and turn us into a top 10 side over the Summer with limited money to spend. COME ON, GIVE ME A NAME YOU FOOKWITS!!!

Yeah, let's sign another striker who plays in a sub-standard league with no experience of English football. Will ?8million do?

Er, that's the point my Dutch friend. They haven't managed in the Premiership so they would be a huge risk.

As I've said before, Megson is the best manager we could have on our limited budget and ambition. So we sack Megson...who do we get? Owen Coyle? Phil Brown? Nigel Pearson? They are all half-decent managers but none of them have kept a team in the Premiership. Megson has. More than once. Get behind him or fook off, we need Megson more than we need the anti-Megson fools. I'd rather see 10000 in the ground supporting the manager than 20000 with half of them hurling abuse at him.

He's had plenty of the ball. And I'm not really talking about scoring...I'd settle for a positive contribution.