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I won the 2nd Sky open live poker tournament When Tony Blair came to out school and shook hands with our year, i pulled my hand away and put my thumb on my nose and wiggled my fingers I once put fake blood on myself, lay down in the kitchen, when my mum came home she thought i was dead and started crying!

This is terrible! They are on a bad run for god sake! Typical Bolton so far, always happens. Other teams can't win, but when they play Bolton that soon changes Robinson is truly awful!

BENT should of made it 2-0 there, hitting us on the break from our corners

Keep it down Lee, poor shot.

What they doing?!?!?!?!?

Knight was poor against Spurs and Blackburn. But has got better under OC.

How could i forget Fleetwood! tough choice now, that or Zante. Gonna have to have a rethink 'cala gran' rings a bell that, i've been to Marton Mere a few times in my life, can't beat a bit of rain noise on your caravan at night

Just a little fun here. OUCH WTF FAIL HAHA WOW

I bet no one would jump of them cliffs into that water, kudos if you did and survived! Zante. Going back later in year. A few years ago, we stayed in Tsilivi at this place below, it was really nice and hot there[not as hot as Turkey though, i got a superb tan there me ], one problem was the stray cats and dogs in the area. A little story Me and my family were off on a day trip to see the ship wreck, we went to get a coach that would take us to Zante town and then we would get a ship. Well we would of done this if it wasn't for some stupid Greek cleaners! from our reception to the main street was a slope, i walk down and must of ended 10 foot in air, it was like an ice rink, i landed straight on my back, i couldn't breath, had to ring the hospital and my back was black and blue. Apparently as soon as it happened the cleaners put out be careful signs We went a couple of days later, but i could hardly walk without looking like a cripple. The coach trip to the ship in Zante Town was scary as hell, driving up these cliffs, the roads edge was not a pavement it was a massive drop, it reminds me of the Italien Job. Eventually got to the ship, went seeing turtles island, went to laganas, and then went over to the shipwreck, people we're diving into the water of the ship, i couldn't though was gutting. Had a nice burger though, and the views we're very good. Wow i had a burger, they had diving memories! i felt so happy! no i really didn't. Anyway looking forward to doing it again, apart from the accident, it was a great holdiday Also whenever you go to a restaurant in Zante you get loads of bread, and you can get this amazing tasty white and green dip, never find the same here in England, i could live of the stuff

I feel really sorry for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xowj6Qx78so Shocking!

Wigan will come back down to earth this saturday

Pronounced Nice as in Nice to see you my mate. Not neece as in i have a packet of nice biscuits and i want to dip them in milk. Look at the beach! You won't be getting a lot of fit women lying on them there stones, i advice you to go somewere nicer

Last night about 5.30am, i stopped playing FIFA, and switched on the ESPN CLASSICS channel, was showing England's route to glory in the WC2003, i used to take freekicks for my football side like how Jonny Wilkinson takes his penaltys.

FIFA have said it's not going to be introduced to football in the foreseeable future Surely anything that will lead to fair decisions, help the decision-makers, and stop doubts and controversy has to be a good thing? There are different opinions [YES or NO] for this subject. It will take a simple solution to tell if the ball had gone over the line or not, like in Ice Hockey with the siren or maybe just use video. Some say we should just rely on linesman and that football is not a science and it creates talking points, but how many times do we see goals not given incorrectly? Remember Gerry Taggart 'goal' v Everton that went a foot over the line, the season we got relegated? Just this week, Birmingham [i think Ridgewell] scored a goal when 2-0 down that was well over the line and that wasn't given. Sometimes they get it correct, Lee's goal against Burnley could of been one of those mistakes, but thankfully the linesman gave the goal. What happens if a goal is scored in the World Cup final and not given, sometimes it's just guess work, the technology is there to be used, i'm sure it won't take to much time out of the game. Don't think video technology for things like the Thierry Henry vs Rep.Ireland should be introduced, but goal line technology will stop the mistakes and if it's a goal then it should be a goal. Thoughts? i'm sure this has been discussed in the past, but FIFA have come out this week and given it the

When Cahill is back, i guess Ricketts will go to left back. Owen Coyle dropped Robinson for Ricketts for a couple of games just before Cahill got injured.

What would be your 1st choice team if you we're the manager of England in South Africa? This would be mine, if all players are injury free. [GK] D.James [RB] G.Johnson [CB] R.Ferdinand [CB] J.Terry [LB] A.Cole [RM/W] T.Walcott [CM] F.Lampard [CM] S.Gerrard [LM/W] J.Cole [sT] J.Defoe [CF] W.Rooney This is what i think Capello will look to play if all players available. [GK] R.Green [RB] G.Johnson [CB] R.Ferdinand [CB] J.Terry [LB] A.Cole [RM/W] A.Lennon [CM] F.Lampard [DMF] G.Barry [LM/W] S.Gerrard [CF] P.Crouch [sS] W.Rooney If Hargreaves was fit and had played a lot [like he did @ WC06] i would have him in, not botherd if it's Walcott or Lennon. Capello might go with Defoe and Rooney against lesser teams, but i wouldn't be surprised if it's Heskey or Crouch with Rooney especially against big teams. J.Cole is great on the left for England, has he's proved, but had a injury hit season, so if he's not going, id probably play Gerrard there and put in Barry as the holder. Beckham will go but i really don't see him starting matches, but he can have an impact, it'll be his last World Cup, last minute in the final 0-0 Beckham steps up! can you just imagine atmosphere if he scored![like Greece] I think Joe Hart will be Englands No.1, but not just yet, don't really think Green is any good, and James is not brilliant, but i think James is the better keeper, only really lost the No.1 shirt due to injury, and not got it back. On paper we have a fantastic team, and some quality back up. Can't wait!

feeding your dog cat food instead and see if they turn on you Or maybe turn into a tiger x 2

.Hiding under the stairs, ring your mum, tell her your on your way home and can she get out some football boots as your in a rush, wait till she opens door and 'ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!' * Then i laugh whilst she lies destroyed on floor *

Just scored against Stoke, not quite sure what the celebration was about.

John Terry's first interview since the Wayne Bridge scandal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j4sajULtSU

I said i had a good feeling about West Ham, and same goes again against Sunderland Sunderland 1-3 Bolton Do we think Elmander or Klasnic? Who replaces Cohen[Holden's replacement]? Wilshere or Gardner in the middle, Taylor back on the left? Remember last year's 4-1 away win very well, Elmander scored 2 very good goals, was one of Nolans better games also.

No, he also did a couple more that created chances. He was with SKD unplayable 1st half.

I thought all good quality jeans had buttons. It's only the ?3.99-?9.99 primark classics that have zips

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A08D4l8pUzE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Id8Q16xzkY