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Quality story.

Absolutely, I cant afford an Audi. Im not bitter though :lol:. I was reading about this and was amused.

Aye, they`ve downgraded.

Apparently in the wake wake of the VW emissions scandal, it has been found that most Audi cars have a knobhead in it, and that it is usually behind the steering wheel. Obviously they are not factory fitted, which gets Audi off the hook.

I didn`t know John Terry was disabled.

It seems that an organised riot happened because these effetes got on their nerves a little bit. Coming round there with their beards and their fancy shoes. It seems they were slightly annoyed about it, not majorly annoyed. They have said they are mildly annoyed at the `Jack the Ripper` museum too, and that they should siege it next week with pigs heads and fireworks.

Probably Spacebrock.

I just got beat up off a left winger who saw me eating sugar puffs.

They have done very well. Brighton are top. well done. Lennon is slowly turning it around. Still unbeaten at home AND coming back from 2 goals down!

Thank you, I didnt know this, I have learned something.

If they are first time buyers, The areas of London they include to buy homes in, now includes Coventry.

On the road signs, in that area, where the TV cameras have shown, on the translation from their language into ours, they have it called ` Makkah`. There are so many variations of Islamic words, such as Quran and Koran etc. Does anyone know why this is?

So if you talk to any VW owners of those models and they say something like ` all this emissions and global warming is a load of b******s anyway` you will know that the owner has been called back to VW and had a denial chip fitted in his napper.

They are going to be fitting VW owners with a climate change denial unit. This unit will reinforce their scepticism that Global warming is man-made. Anyway, if Global warming exists how come it snowed last winter? This is how they plan to get around this at VW.

That is a standard that ought to be mandatory. It would be nice if there was a television in each trap too, and the days papers.

Yes, the bottom inspectors would sort it out, before everyone has to start hovering because of the mess from everyone hovering. I expect they think they may catch a flesh-eating disease off the seats.

Cameron needs to bring `hovering` up in Parliament asafp, I was in a company today and the mess from bad aim at the toilet could only have been created by someone clinging onto the sink and then carefully lowering themselves into a sort of Kangaroo posture. Posibly it was the `other peoples Germs on the seat `excuse again. Cameron needs to bring a law out where there is mandatory full contact, perhaps start with educational adverts on TV and then fines.

Corbyn is a commie, with a six quid polish barbers haircut.

Imagine if Corbyn is asked a question he doesnt like in Parliament? He would probably stare straIght ahead, then turn around on the spot and start walking away, and out of the building and away down the street, silently, ignoring all microphones and reporters. Probably wouldnt stop until Watford.

To be honest, since I started Yoga and Meditation I have been able to cope with it. Whereas before I would gasp like a Fish at each fresh outrage, I now pour myself a pot of Tea.

1.3 million a day. This 1.7 billion is a backdated i.o.u. over 20 years and is on top of this years.

Thats a very good point actually, does anyone know what it is? Would be interesting to know.