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To stay slim. As we get older our bodies dont burn the same calories as before. I cant be doing with a beer gut.

I wear jogging pants for jogging. The cheek of the imbeciles that wear them outside as though they work out, exhausts the full gamut of tóssery. I mean the chavs. They wear them and cause genuine joggers to dislike wearing them, or at least get a complex from it. I heard that Sports Direct has entered the wedding wear market for chavs. You can soon buy formal jogging pants for grooms, his and her trackie bottoms for the big chav day.

When Lennon first arrived, if I remember there was a miracle and he had them winning, then suddenly they segued into how they were before. What did he do to get those results at first? were they scared of him and made a proper effort?

They are clearly divided on which particular leader would best keep the party out of power for another couple of generations. Whichever arrogant, unelectable zealot they choose to lead them will make a huge difference on how the Labour party`s obituary is written.

Maybe people cant afford it, and are recreating that hellish environment in their own homes instead, to save.

I need to try this one, later on. I agree its true Tea tastes better out of bone china, especially for thirst.

He is quite possibly a monster, in this clip he discusses how to make the perfect pot of Tea. He also says hes on 15 cups a day, no wonder he`s fast round the track, will be wanting a pee every 5 minutes. 1:07 to 1:44

He knows how to make a cup of Tea. Put milk in first. its molecular.

Missing a pint is quite serious. It needs sorting out.

Thanks, I didnt know that. Of course an obvious reply to their saying that is how come t`others all manage it, but, anyways, hope we win. Wigans playing Bury too.

In the Capital One Cup first round matches being played tomorrow evening, there are a total of 32 games being played. Every single one of them is kicking off at 7:45, EXCEPT Bolton who kick off at 8 oclock. Why is it just Bolton again?

Bang on, well done. If thats what you predicted thats more than genius, well done.

I`m mixing him up with Terry Thomas.

Wish we could keep going to the pub during the day all the time like they did then ( In minder ). He was ace in those black and white films too.

Thats an interesting thought.They might have ended up eating each other, like in that film ` we ended up having to eat each other`.

I like Mourinho. I wasnt denigrating him, I find him very entertaining. Entertaining for Coffee breaks, anyway. I posted this because of his humour.

Oh right, I stand corrected, he did present the facts hehe. Obviously waiting for Benitez retort with some popcorn now.

I noticed in the papers that Benitez` missus had a go at Mourinho, saying that her husband has had to clean up again after another of Mourinho`s messes. Rather than set the record straight with the facts, Mourinho chose to comment on Benitez body shape. Apparently he said ` Montserrat Seara ( Benitez wife ) should focus on taking care of Benitez` diet, then she will not have any time to talk about me`. Do you think that Mourinhos jibes are part of a sophisticated mind game? Mourinho is a master at intricate, enigmatic mind games, and this latest comment has moved things up another level. What could the comments on Benitez diet really mean? Mourinho might be referring to Real Madrids zonal marking being too wide, leaving them open to wingbacks? who knows? Or is that just what Mourinho wants us to think?

The only reason Tesco is doing this, is to try and paint a new picture of themselves as some hero store. This is because of all the stories that have been in the papers of them lately, ripping people off, the full gamut. So they get a spin doctor in. They serve themselves only. They will try and con people now with adverts ` shop here and you wont get fat like in those other supermarkets`.

Apparently Chris was greeted at the finish line by locals with glasses of their warm, yellow Champagne. Chris said that he isnt really a drinker and so isnt a good judge of these things, but that he had expected Champagne to be fizzier, colder and not as cloudy.Apparently though, the whiff of ammonia is the hallmark of a particularly fine vintage.

Barcelona are playing tonight.

Spot on there. And the Song remains the same.

To be fair, Hitler and the Nazis probably got the salute idea originally from Prince Philip.

It has emerged that the Queen wrote to Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin asking for a signed photograph.

Awww Alsatians are wonderful Dogs.