Apparently in the wake wake of the VW emissions scandal, it has been found that most Audi cars have a knobhead in it, and that it is usually behind the steering wheel. Obviously they are not factory fitted, which gets Audi off the hook.

Apparently in the wake wake of the VW emissions scandal, it has been found that most Audi cars have a knobhead in it, and that it is usually behind the steering wheel. Obviously they are not factory fitted, which gets Audi off the hook.

have they swapped from BMWs

have they swapped from BMWs

Aye, they`ve downgraded.

Thinly veiled "I can't afford a half decent car, so I'm a bit bitter"

an audi indicated today i was shocked

 

but for some reason still pulled in about a foot away from my front bumper, when he had about 5 cars length to pull into

 

the cock

Thinly veiled "I can't afford a half decent car, so I'm a bit bitter"

Absolutely, I cant afford an Audi. Im not bitter though :lol:. I was reading about this and was amused.

an audi indicated today i was shocked

 

but for some reason still pulled in about a foot away from my front bumper, when he had about 5 cars length to pull into

 

the cock

Quality story.

In my experience Kias are all driven shitly, especially those ones pretending to be Range Rovers.

I saw a Range Rover today that didn't have a personalised registration number.

I saw a Range Rover today that didn't have a personalised registration number.

It probably gets to go off road too.

I saw a Range Rover today that didn't have a personalised registration number.

Ha ha!

I saw a Range Rover today that didn't have a personalised registration number.

 

Personalised Registration Plates  -  definitely the sign of utter cunts, especially if the plate in question needs to be "spaced" in an illegal way.

 

My wifes cousin is called Emma (only a handful) is called Emma  -  he shit plate is something like T43 MMA - she spaces it out so that is says T4 3MMA  -  what a cunt

So nb hasn't got NO84 LLS?

So nb hasn't got NO84 LLS?

 

It's difficult to work out what it says really, as it looks quite similar to this at the minute

Personalised Registration Plates  -  definitely the sign of utter cunts, especially if the plate in question needs to be "spaced" in an illegal way.

 

 

beautifully demonstrated here

 

I love the (pro)pose

My last 2 cars have been an Audi and a BMW and yes its true I am a wanker.

Personalised Registration Plates  -  definitely the sign of utter cunts, especially if the plate in question needs to be "spaced" in an illegal way.

 

My wifes cousin is called Emma (only a handful) is called Emma  -  he shit plate is something like T43 MMA - she spaces it out so that is says T4 3MMA  -  what a cunt

 

I bet loads off here have them.

 

My last 2 cars have been an Audi and a BMW and yes its true I am a wanker.

 

Same here, and I'm an uber wanker

I bet loads off here have them.

 

 

I agree

 

I bet you've not got one on your car though..............

 

I have a new Audi and a private reg so fuck you lot 

 

I hate the poor scutter twats who bang on about other folk and what they have, sort your shit out and get yourself a good paying job you peasants

I have a new Audi and a private reg so fuck you lot

 

What's private about it?

What's private about it?

I'm not telling anyone what it is

Why do folk with daft expensive shite (private regs, for example, not Audis) always seem to think any derision aimed at such things is based in envy?

Why do folk with daft expensive shite (private regs, for example, not Audis) always seem to think any derision aimed at such things is based in envy?

 

 

mrs casino has a plate with her initials on

 

its far from expensive as it means she'll drive something far older than she would normally

Well, £400 trainers then, Spearing specials, favver 'Nicks'...Balanitis, that's the name.

Edited October 1, 201510 yr by Youri McAnespie